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ladies n gentleman!!!!!!
yesterday was a day to remember...
13th december to be exact.
its a special day for me...
y?
coz its been a year since i last ejaculated!!!!hahahahahahah!
am not ashamed....
id share it wit u guys den...
one year ago....i oozed my final liquid detergent to my ever so lovely yuri kimura.she wanted it...not dat i demanded it....to let it down her throat like a drop of strepsils n thus lubricatin d walls of her oesaphagus for better digestion.
but i didnt noe it cud chemically react wit her brain to channel her mouth to make a 38gigahertz vacuum-like suction and continue transferrin d last few millilitres of suds n bubbles down her gullet.
dat drained the very packs of my scrotum...leavin it as dry n dehydrated as ghandi.n d sensation was a gradient blend from ecstatic to very ticklish in a few seconds.
i moaned a deep heavy groan before lifting her head away from d connectin chamber n thus huggin her tightly to embrace dat feelin n feel d warmth of her thighs calming my johnnie fucker down.i kissed her hair which always smelled of jasmine and mint shampoo n whispered d words "i love you" into her very membrane of her head, not caring whether she heard it or not.
but she did...n replied aishiteru back at me.dat moment was delirious.it was lovely.it was as tho blood red bubbly hearts n rose petals showered dat very bed we were on.dat moment made joyful tears flow down sideways to my ears n finally makin my ear maze into tiny warm puddles.
d embrace was still tight and fulfilling.it felt as tho i was complete at dat very moment.but den, she pushhed herself from me and raised her face to mine a few centimetres away...nose to nose, eyes to eyes.n she said..."dani, il be leavin japan 2mrw."
in my mind, d doves suddenly got burnt away, d massive heart n bubbles exploded into thick red blood n fire, and high quality pyrotechnics were goin on in a pandemonium frenzy, as if celebratin her phrase.
knowing dat i cudnt do anythin bout it, i cried more, but this time, my tears didnt taste of joy...but sorrow.deep dark sorrow.dat moment felt bizarre as both d happiest n saddest thing happened at dat same moment of time...seperated onli by a few seconds.my embrace grew tighter.i sniffed her silky hair simultaneously as if it was oxygen n i needed it to breath.i kissed her flawless face n made it soggy.but i didnt care.n she didnt too...coz she retaliated wit licks back at mine.playful but still sunk in sorrow, our tears kept on oozing out moderately.and den she stopped her licks n whispered in her grungey out of bed voice,"promise me you no make love to other girls except me."dat made me smile n reply back,"onli if ure still wit me".a scary pause squeezed thru dat moment suddenly n uninvited.den she whispered,this time in a harsher tone, "i dare you not to sex wit other girls for one year, even if u not wit me.possible?"...raising my right eyebrow, i bravely answered - yes.
still stayin true to my pledge of not rejectin any possible dares from anyone, i accepted her dare like a man, or shud i say, a fool.
6am at d airport, she hugged me n gave her final kiss, she asked me whether i wud visit her in japan.i replied "sure, if i have enuf dat is."giggling away and knowing dat dat is not d best thing to say, but also knowing dat i cud at least b honest.we kissed again n by barnicales twas a long one which was cut short by her, who later had her hands scampering thru her handbag n diggin out an ancient lookin 1000yen note which she childishly claimed dat she had put a curse on dat bill, n dat whoever has it in his/her possession will experience great wealth n health.believin dat juz because it was fun to, i took dat note n kissed it before slippin it inside my right bermuda pocket.we had our final kiss n she left me, wit a polite bow n her last aishiteru, which still rings in d same tone n octave in my head everytime i think of her.as she slowly walked away, wit several lookback smiles n waves, every few steps dat she made, forced out a pearly teardrop from my bruised eyes.
besides d four emails dat she gave me a few days after dat, she stopped replyin to my emails, n i worry for her.she sounded very happy in her last email, n mentioned dat she couldnt wait for my next email.i emailed her thrice after i didnt get any reply from her, but still to no avail.my misses for her grew so huge, dat after a few weeks of cryin foolishly in bed before every sleep, it went dull.her image slowly faded away from the membranes of my memory.her aroma of jasmine n mint shampoo was no longer memorized.my tears realised dat it was time to stop.she was lost.lost from my life dat is.all i cud do is to hope a great life ahead for her.matane.genki dene.kiotsukitene.aishiteru yuri kimura.
i feel great sharin diz triumph wit u guys d one year i hav disciplined myself at not to love or make love to any other girls as promised.one year has passed n here i am, as happy as ever.
n to reward myself, i have bought meself a nikon d70 which costed me a a nuclear napalm bomb!
but a reward is a reward.
ive been wantin n needin it, n so i got it.n am gonna make love to it if i can.cant stop smiling now.
other great news dis lovely month of december...BIRTHDAYS!!!!
shatoosh 19th december.
ross 23rd december.
andy's bday n mine falls on d same date n dat is 27th december....woohoo!
diz entry's bonus round is in malay...thousand apologies to those who dunt understand it.
kewl malay idioms(peribahasa):
merajuk pepek - merajuk masam macham pepek.
seperti ketiak di bawah tempurung - ketiak yang bauh macham bijik bedonkey.
pepek triangle - seseorang yang tidak banyak faedahnya.
pepek hexagon - seseorang yang banyak faedahnya.
seperti menjilat jembut mak tipah - tindakan yang tidak berfaedah.
seperti balqis dengan cenderawasih - sesuatu yang tidak bermakna.
konek berchabang tiga - seseorang yang chachat.
seperti juboh ditebos konek - membuat sesuatu tindakan yang bodoh, tetapi belom sedari lagi.
menchochok jarum di hujung konek - membuat sesuatu yang bodoh tapi kreatif.
air mani tumpah, lidah dijilatnya, tekak ditelannya - sesuatu tindakan yang amat berani.
membaling buah kedongdong di muka wanita - membuat sesuatu yang amat kurang ajar.
seperti mulot disumbat konek - sesuatu yang sedap.
seperti konek disumbat mulot - sesuatu yang menyakitkan.
lidah jilat pepek, lidah jebek pepek - membuat sesuatu tanpa memikir dan merasa hapaknya sebentar lagi.
menghirup darah puki - sesuatu yang bodoh tapi berani.
seperti konek lupakan pepek - persahabatan fuck buddy yang sudah mentah.
tumis pepek, marinate konek - menggunakan lubrication.
pepek nyonya segar, konek apik tipis - sesuatu yang mustahil.
datuk main nenek - sesuatu yang menggelikan.
datuk main datuk - sesuatu yang
sungguh menggelikan dan berdosa.
juboh berminyak pepek basah konek keras - sesuatu rumahtangga yang riang gemilang.
seperti pepek dijilat api - sesuatu yang ber-experimental.
theres more where all dat came from..heh....i hope diz makes up d last few lame entries...hmmmmz....i reali am sorri its in malay onli.
ok dats it for now...cherios!
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