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dunt say i didnt warn u ait.
3days of baybeats.
3days of loose jelly'd up knees for standin n travellin from station to station to n fro juz to chase after d schedule for bands performance.shudnt hav washed my shoes on d 1st day of baybeats.now its brown again.buddhistson was still great wit their drummer as shaggy n hairy as usual n d keyboardist dressed up in simple cuteness.....as usual.anata kawaii(ure soooo cute i feel).suki(i like u).aishiteru(i love)ur voice...ure leavin for japan...genki dene(cheers) n kiotsukitene(take care), kirei(pretty)keyboardist of buddhistson.whether or not ure married or attachd....u'l always be in my heart.coz sooner or later every girl wud become milfs...heh.nah nah...i've quit milf huntin but not milf watchin n lovin it.my hands will tremble, my knees will jitter n my palms'll get sweaty if i quit milfin'....cant do dat...dey shud hav sum milf quitline or sumthin...i need help here.
but for those of u who wanna call it quits in religion....call me ait....il unjack u from your matrix world n make u realize diz world is urs to live freely n not under sumbody or anythin else.
ait...back to baybeats.love me butch's my favourite for baybeats diz year.last year twas buddhistson.last days of april realli rubbed my heart warm.kewl muffreakin lead vocalist/guitarist.love his hair n voice.best voice goes to love me butch wit incubus/story of the year kinda voice.my squared circle changed their style in a more errmm...unexplained style?heh.supermarket hero made steve irwin of croc files n d booyakashas proud by showin singapore dat d downunders rockd 2004 wit gay sebastian n explosion of get born jet rock n roll.they also proved dat fosters beers is d fastest way to achieve pot bellys.either dat or ostrich meat.d hong kong band from hong kong..heh...called whence she came or sumthin like dat had d vocalist of muse n d sound of kewlness.missed objection overrule but i heard dey were as good as last time.n i thought dey said dey broke up...hmmmz..sorry shasha didnt get to converse wit my squared circle n spank him tite.went to hav lunch strait after dey played.tummy cried coz of too much emo songs played.met shanghai cherry n got introduced to other kewl farts such as taiwan smuggler jenny, half honk kong half american beautiful eyed gal whom ive been tryin to get her name rite till i forgot d whole of her name so i'll juz call her c'est.matthew perry look alike french "i talk hardcore english...so hardcore u cant understand a word i said last few minutes of wonderin wat i said"..haha...he's called jay...from paris.n sean/shawn/shone sponsored merchandise.half malaysian malay half english.who wears crossover famous stars n stripes wit dc shoes.egh!atticus tee.famous stars n stripes cap.n lives in centrepoint serviced apartment, which is paid fully by his dad's werkplace.sigh....d great privileges of life.kewl to meet u guys.....bunch of slackers...ate at es teler for my 1st time...damn expensive indonesian bastards!but d food tasted great though...dunno was it hunger or it realli did taste dat good.
finally get to meet treehaus kids....or was it partially treehaus kids.met ever so insane mentally retarded kewl dude wit modern mohawk spiky hair which wud always poke my eye innovator of hand gestures n vocalist same language interpreter of the last word of every line, HAFIZ.he innovated sign languages n led d crowd like an idiot's guide to a gig in person.he shud try commercialisin his hand gestures to d disabled...i think dey'll like using it.n den d turtled faced "i love to shoutout i love you" agitative "im possessed" mosh dancer, shookri.hope i did get his name rite...but il still stick wit kura.coz he looks like a turtle.either dat or yoda....or ET.....egh...all comes from d same species....onli dat kura's d loudest of dem all.no offence...think u're kewl too...i juz love to comment.coz everyones special...n so i emphasize.den i met d rich punk "i love to keep quiet, keep it kewl but not funky, a bit hip n maybe slightly happenin" boy.i forgot his name.sorri.were u drunk dat nite or wat?or izzit juz u to be quiet n lethargic lookin always?yeah..n mabok, maf n fareez were d rest of dem which ive known dem long b4 already.im not sure whether maboks a treehaus homeboy but i didnt know dey were diz great.missd d punk rawk days of jackass n dink.egh...since d day i explored d abyss...my life changed, physically, mentally n llylly.from a pain lover embarrassment facer filthy disgutin taker punk rawker goth hard thick bushy headbanger to a raver.....no regrets.juz another side of me.proud it happened.glad it did.not gonna stop any of it...but to blend n balance.since skool started, evar legna has been quiet...n i think dats coz each of dem are broke.sorri neqro cant pay u yet, zouk n earl lu havent paid me yet...ive called dem already, n dey said its still in proces...process for one month my wobbly arse.im so hungry!!!!but theres nothin to eat.heres sum cut n paste shit....
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg !
THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
...interestin how we control our senses without ourselves realisin dat we did it.hav u been in a long train or bus journey, no matter sitting down or standin up, alone n no one to talk to....u'd always either talk to urself mentally or think back on things dat has happened, things u wish wud happen, things dat r happenin, things u dun wanna happen, things dat u think will happen n things dat wunt happen...n u'll stare at one focal point, be it d outside of d glass window of d vehicle, d blinding surroundings outside, d reflection of other passengers,
other passengers, or d lame n creative adverts, posters, banners n guerrilla ads.n wen u knock out from d so called "stoned state" u find dat ure gonna reach ur destination in a few minutes time....n am glad dat u daydreamed to kill d journey time.d thing is u didnt even plan to daydream.its all automatic...ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok!!!!!!i noe i noe....diz entry is d most boring entry ever.coz my nose is blocked.i noe it dusnt link, but d grass it red.if youth had a name it is johnny.coz every mother has breasts.to feed the godfather of gamblers n to uphold the traditional passion of the united states ofamerican pornstars in legal pursuit of every bands' achievements in world history n disorder.search n destroy every atom u see in a cell is made up of golden glucose which wen nmixed with milk n cereal will become a vampire's worst nitemare.coz sumtimes if i go over to ur place i pee in d sink as said by oxford n cambridge who created d dictionary dat helped gorillas eat their bananas with ketchup n tacos.all diz started coz my nose is blockd!n bcoz it is blockd....i lose transmission from my original state of mind from baghdad.sometimes i fly to the moon n never come back but tonite i did coz i miss all d flowers dat u sent me n trust me they smell like apple pies in d mornin n chicken tonight is lovely coz its thanksgiving n we're having mosquitoes for dinner.
ther it goes again...my minds all mixed up...sumwher inside my ear is itchin but i cant reach dat super spot to scratch it.
did u notice dat d ezlink tap machine screen wud be digitised in a reflection?try to look at it by sittin on d left of d bus one or two seats away from d tap machine.
do u now how to pronounce mosque?french ppl pronounce it as moski.
do u noe dat wen u vormit, 120-156million brain cells die everytime ur body forcefully pukes out all those filthy buttery chunky fluids of stench?i didnt noe dat....i juz made dat up.
did u noe dat ur gran mum has a mole under her left breast?heh...made u imagine.did u noe dat diz iz d most farked up entry ive ever written so far?n im sick of it...
oh yah....hav u guys seen gays kissin in public...i hav.n its like half disgust half interestin....its funny to c d reactions of other ppl in d bus...d gays were rubbin each others shoulders n hips, kissin everywhere on d face so unaware dat deyre being watched, n exchangin i love u sweet nothings...anyways....
art is sprayin.
neqro is askin.
zouk is annoyin.
earl lu is delayin.
assignments arent doin.
baybeats is happenin.
love me butch is kewlness.
narc is hairchangin.
n will b promoted to salon manager in 3months tym.n earnin thrice as much..congrats!if its for real!
afys is pointin.
kura is agitatin.
jay is hiphoppin.
ain is supermodellin.
desiree nearly went rollerblading.
mengs squared circling.
ganesh went missing.
jasmine went singin...lurvelley voice.lurvelley chick.aaaah...
dilla is councellin n lyin.ain is also rachel, an imaginary fat lady.
fenrir is not howling.
maf is stayhome sunday boy.
hakim is pizza deliverin.
fareez is oi!-ing.
shasha is callin n damn she sounds so good.if vocals were in solid form i'd pinch her voice.coz dey made me smile like a sore red arsehole for d whole day.buddhistson keyboardist is leavin.
brandon evisu is working.
chahat evisu is adorabling....n werking.
buddhistson drummer is arroganting.
cherry is lovely smiling.
cherry is strawberry./
rasool is fish n co-ing.
farhan is blue spidering.
darlene is listenin n scoldin.
mosquitoes r biting.
d case to massive gay porn in my pc is nearly endin.suspect almost exposed.a few more clues n im ther.
brandon' illya is time buying.
eddie is ignoring.fazly is dating d gerl whom wen i ask him "r u goin out wit diz grl" he said no.but he did.haiz!casey is kookaracha keepin n flesh fattenin.c'est is being dreamt of.neqro is not giving d pix.shaun is tshirt buying.sharon is appreciated.28days later rawks!thanks.venus butterfly is all looks whiny voice.i love food n i want food rite now i cant take it anymore.sheena carman is claiming to b ugly.wtf!?stop dat.ure hurtin urself.ambush, obey, xlarge n baybeats askin for my ohm mani padme hum tshirt.heh.neuro is....erm....wher is he?emily is baybeatin.zahara nypian is werkin n smooth complexioning.seri hartini still smiles.haiz....heavenly.charmaine lookalike, sasha is cuteable-ing.cristabel is teo or not?
my classmates still ignoring.
but in my course theres black jack, sesame street characters n other interestin ppl.lasalle is hollywood.ooh yewah...our beyonce's goin out wit 50cent....not jay z.
can anyone tell me wats dat indian show on gareth gates music video?
izzit called sanjeev or allo' allo' or sumthin...freakin funny show.
narc promised a haircut...postponed it twice n cancelld it.thanks ait...but i dunt htink i nid a haircut anymore.iizel is surprised to c my hair...theres sumthnin inside my rite nose twitchin.ticklish bitch stop it.
helmindra is ignore the hello boy.
afyz drank golden glitters n raspberry tea.damn!i shot a rubber band into my mouth....freakin sting till now its still feels like sumthings stuck ther.
long farkin entry n its all in disorder n in meaningless bored up form.im'a gonna call diz entry.....go read other blogs instead of diz one.
cheerS!
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