Freelance Graphic Designer Photographer Digital Imaging Artist Mural Artist Model Video Director
still in skool.
woke up 10am.
supossedly starts werk at 10am.
but came at 12noon.
a noon dat didnt look like a noon.
the stormy weather made it look like singapores been run over by el nino.
freezing cold.d kind whereby u are forcefully shaken by d moist freeze.
d greytoned sky's so whoa.
i love it wen its cold.
tiz like d weather knew dat i wud b happy today.yes im happy.
happy dat its 3more days to violet box party pandemonium.happy dat i finished d tshirt n logo design for sharon's canadian fren's metal band, hopeless nation.hopefully ur fren is a trust worthy one yah.happy dat my hair has grown to three centimetres juz above my nipples.n its not as mighty ass supernova of a bastard curls like last time.n wen d wind blows, it follows.unlike last time, it stayed as still as a stone.it wasnt hair last time, twas hay.twas d rougher side of d sponge.twas a whole head of velcro patches.twas a dead lion's mane.twas a crown of embarrassment.twas a double scoop afro wit alot of other afros in it.but now, its ...erm... manageable.yeah...slightly strait as well.makes me happy enuf to b happy.im also happy dat im havin a simple but boring job which unfortunately onli lasts for a month.but im happy im gettin paid enuf to survive.im happy dat i found d hair salon dat sells d products i nid, like bonding glue n liquid latex even though dey didnt wanna sell it to me coz i dunt look like a hairstylist.
vocal re-enecment:
Me:hi.do u guys sell liquid latex....bondin glue?
(5 of d hairstylists lookd at each other n finally all of dem gazed upon one of dem whom i think is d director)
Director:oh we onli sell shampoos!(points to d shampoo display case on d left.)
adrian told me dey sold it.
chatter told me dey sold it.
dey told me dey didnt.
egh!den later i found out dat i had to hav a proof dat im a hairstylist.a namecard or such.well, how unfortunate.but im happy still dat i found d shop.sorry brandon cudnt get d thing for ya.il ask my fren to help yah....dat if he picks up my calls.
im happy dat its still rainin heavily.its been rainin since 10 in d morn juz now.im happy dat im lookin at d surveillance cam n get to see vain ppl look n adjust demselves in d mirror.heh.im happy dat d loud thunder shocked me n i peed a few drops of natural calamansi juice.im happy dat diz gallery sittin job gives me d opportunity to see good lookin high standard artsy fartsy exquisite european/american ladies.one juz entered n sheez oh so *lurvely*her eyes are as beautifully grey as d current sky.grrrrrr...heh..d previous one was a blonde.all black attire wit a sweet smile on a delicious lookin face.heh.she borrowed my pen for like 3times, askd me bout d paintings which i have no fuckin idea of, asked me whether d show was good...i said "yes it was lovely"...even though i didnt watch it...i dunt even noe wat show sheez talkin about.unless she wanna show me sumthin.haha!
im happy dat diz gallery is sound proof n echo-e.it makes d music i play theatrical!kewl shit.im turnin earl lu gallery into earl lu club.im happy dat i heard news dat ive won dude of d month by juice even though its pretty disgustin to b titled dat.no wonder i recieved diz gshock watch....i thought dey gave it to me for fun.n hairstyle of d month last month.where dey only gave me 3 packs of wax.im happy dat i dunt nid to use it so il juz display it.heh.i feel like gettin all three titles available.hair, dude n babe of d month!yeah!!!its time to change into a babe now.a few blushes n eyeshadows here n there, slice off my adams apple, get 3000, mosquitos to bite my chest so it swells till its breasts and i dunt think i nid to do anythin to mr.willy wonka here.heh...diz cold weather makin it freeze.heh.im happy dat i went jammin at war's last nite even though all of dem especially singh thought dat my hair was fake n extended.its like havin an original luois vuitton bag but ppl think its fake.absolut annoyin.i even untied my hair n proved to dem by tuggin on it hard n shakin it vigorously...damn dey still think its fake.haha!sore loser singh says its fake coz he cant accept d fact dat my hairs longer den his.u fuckin turbanless son of a kaur cockanaden sick sikh!heh...im not a racist yah...dats how we usualli talk to each other.im happy dat im super cold now n nid to pee....
ok im back.ok ok i cant stand it any longer....i nid to get to d point....d reason y ive been smilin since mornin iz partly bcoz of d excellent weather n ZOUK CALLED ME UP TELLIN ME DAT I GOT IN D ZOUK VERY DARING CONTEST WHICH IS ON D 25th JUNE!!!IVE GOT 50PASSES AVAILABLE!!!PLEEZ CUM N
SUPPORT ME YAH!i nid yer support badly.i wud love to c yer expressions wen i get to disgust each n everyone of u on dat nite.n embarass myself n do sum painful shit.but dats up to zouk coz dey think of d challenge n dares while we juz perform it.devildammnit dey made me super depressed for not tellin me d news on d promised date.but im happy dat dey did, eventually.yes i was so happy dat i had dat "oh my gawd i won d miss universe contest" reaction n tinglin feelin.den d smile came upon.i started smilin like i was on weed.but diz smile is better coz it has its meaning.heh.while a ganja smile is a smile u wunt noe wat its for.diz smile wud b everlastin....but i hope it lasts even after 25th june for i realli realli nid to win diz contest.
y?bcoz its excitin to win...haha.n hopefully i can gulp down any shit dey provide me wit, without any problems.hopefully it'll b as excitin as shit, maggots and vomit.i pray dey'll leave roaches n bugs out.its disgustin to bite on sumthing crunchy n alive.n i realli nid u guys to b ther coz juz by seein yer disgusted "yux!go fuck urself u disgustin prick" face...itl heighten my metabolism rate n i'l continue munchin n chewin n swallowin any shit.so whoever wants d passes for 25th june feel free 2 sms me yah.event starts at 9pm..so yeah...plz do cum.
n i think i nid to stop gettin excited coz its not dat ive won d competition or anythin...i juz won a slot together wit 19 other competitors.n it hurts if u dun win after all d excitement n hope u've put in.dats y u see alot of ppl cry at d olympics, win or lose.so guys pleez do cum n give ur funniest filthiest most uneasy disgustin face....help me out yah.i think i nid to go pee again.cold weather + excitement = warm herbal tea.
ok ok...i think i already wrote an epic here..dun blame me....im a gallery sitter.i pretty much hav nothin to do.
happy jingles:
happy happy happy happy happy mum n dad n all my frens...(sum preskool kids show)
wen ure happy n u noe it u clap ur hands...piak piak!
shi awase nero te-o tatako....(jap version)
d blondes back...i gotta go...heh heh heh.
cheers dooblai bombadi poonani chapcholi!hopeful happy days for u guys yah!!..
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06