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tiz been extremely farkin long since i updated.sorri boyz n galz.
fark i feel so guilty n i bet id feel lighter if i finish this farkin entry.
i tried writing an entry frm my skool but da connections went bad.so watever i wrote on dat day was erased.farked up art college wit farked up amenities.alota things hav been happenin lately.il try remember sum k?erm....i got new shoes sponsoored by iizel.i nagged her long enuf to get dat JB TRUE shoe...farkin expensive handmade shit.costs 325 coz its a limited edition shit.only 200 shoes in existent throughout da farkin universe.well....i got it...haha.....i got the 54th shoe.haha....cool number..wateva.n erm...iizel bought hersel a nike dunk lo baby farkin blue shit.tiz cute though but common nowadays.at last she got to have her favourite shoe.well...as fashion goes on....dat shoe will be da most boring ass shoe in da whole farkin mud pit.i see alot of nike dunk los n air force farkin 1 arnd n it juz hurts my eye...whoever who invented these shoes are geniuses.i think most of their designs are nice.....being common is its only disadfarkinvantage.but da trend has been n is still goin on long.the makers shud be quadrillionnaires by now.wateva dani!
hmmmm...iizel is happy she got dat shoe but not dat happy after a few days later the shop LEFTFOOT change their stocks to better lookin shit n shoes.farkin cool once dat cud make collectors puke golden eggs frm the himalayas.wateva.erm....yupz....we experienced 2days 2 nights of luxury wit our friend dano.a share holder n a full time hotel trainee or sum sort.he is one farkin rich fark.in one day bought 2 DC skateshoes ate breakfast lunch dinner at posh restaurants bought himself a boss shirt at 500 fux n accessories dat goes as high as 3k fux.farkin hellova great time juz to c him shop easily.....n i realli mean easy.either a swipe of his card or a flush of money smelling notes n watever u want u get.hmmm, but den again...heez a share holder n its a farkin risky sjit to participate in.he told us he was expecting a great loss.he told us dat he may lose everything....i dunch noe whether he did or not...but all i noe is dat he is livin wit his family now.hmmmmm....got money stay in presidential suite...no money go back to parents....ouch...dano.sigh...u experienced luxury....but its too damn farkin short n i noe it hurts like a thousand knucles splintering through yer skull at 900kmh.hmmm...aniways...da 2days2nites dat we were wit him....he generously invited us along his enjoyable posh living...n i tell u its farkin addictive n fun n everything....money can buy mostly everything...trust me.he brought us to chinajump which in fact i cudnt enter due to my age.but i was in da farkin club n it was not so bad....iizel n war was there too n i think iizel is da best lookin gal over there.da rest lookd wrinkled up sweaty n deep fried oily cockenaden turban hoody bamboo son of a sweaty dog shit.wateva.drank choco monkey.not bad but shudve tried other drinks instead.dat was the first time i saw the most varuety of drinks in a menu....besides bubble tea.wateva.i shudve tried vodka markaski twist....hahaha like as if there is such a drink....haha i made it up...DOPE!spent da nite at gallery hotel at da presidential suite....not bad lah....an artistic simplicity hotel at robertson quay....ok lah...frm 1 - 10 i rate it 7.i expected better.dano pays like 6k fux for a junior suite n satan noes how much for a presidential suite.farkin spend his money like masturbating everyday sia.days passed n birds fly past fluffy clouds oh wat a heavenly sight wateva.went town wit faload feeky sharul(new found fren)martin(my cousin over my dads side)matyr n iizel....got to see da handsome adidas boutique at pacific plaza.cool place wit smooth groove.outside...saw an old man looking for help...actually askin passer bys for a bus dat goes to simei..i saw alotta ppl ignorin him n i felt pitty so me n iizel went to help.he claimed dat he juz finished an operation n was askin us wat bus to take to go simei.there was no bus to simei so we suggested da train.den dee unexpected shit happens.he scolded us especially iizel "GOTOHELL!!!!"hahahahhahaha!!!!serious!!!!we were farkin amazed sia!!!n angry too...we said our fux n left dat bloody grouchy bastard of mankind man alone.if it wasnt for da public n witnesses i wud hav poked his eyes wit my blunt jagged fingernails.i was so angry for we offered him help n he farked us up.i wish u wud die a painful slow farkin brutal death old man.n if my wish were to cum true, il not be a wee bit guilty for blessing diz death upon yerr unbathed body u grandfucklet.we met yazid(surfer hairstylist n one farkin good lookin guy....dun get me wrong..he realli is good lookin n im not gay) after dat at tony n guy.he replenished iizel's hair colour.nice.iizel got a haircut from joven(fren/student hairstylist at tony n guy academy).it looks ok to me but i prefer iizel wit longer hair.well....it has been done.joven got diz graduation show n iizel is one of his model.good luck in advance both of u.
finally iizel gotto model.n juz now diz make up artist tinoq russell was like flirtin wit me before iizel reached toni n guy academy.i was wit matyr den...yawn.....waitin for iizel to finish clubbin at tha wu farkin bar.sheez wit faload n satan noes who else is wit her.sigh....she mantained my hair again juz now evening.thanks ait iizel.got gavin's n esther's(lasalle skool mates
0 b'day party bash 2morro after history class n photo taking outside.yawn..fark im realli sleepy.iizel i gotto sleep. n for da rest of u....sorry once more for not upadatin my site often.i hope diz rather long entry can keep u guys snorin like a tite asshole fed wit small burger organisms dat drink san miguel beer wit tequila crazy shit dumbo elephant piss.wateva.yawn.iizel just called.hahha...everytime she calls me late night i will reprimand her...haha...its bcoz dat everytime my mum(who is already asleep)hears da loud farkin ring tone of my house phone sheel wake up n scold me for using da phone.if she dusnt...il get da scoldin in da mornin even though wen i havent completely awaken..sigh....i sounded too harsh on iizel juz now....coz i hav always told her dat if she wanna call late nites....juz giv it a short ring.....but most of da time....she holds her line, made da phone ring till sumone picks it up.noisy sia!n dats y most of da time....i get scoldings frm my mum.she'll also think dat i hav used da phone da whole farkin nite.iizel...sorri i was harsh on u.....but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz gimme a short ring.is dat easy.wateva.hmmmzz....i apologise if i dun remember much of wat happened n wat is happening lately.i did all i cud.i met a lotta interesting ppl n got more frenz like yazid n sham(matyr's colleague) n stuff.oh yah....4got to mention dat adam spritsels is already attached to zan.....a skim grl who frm word of mouth hav alotta issues.ask da skimmers for info adam.il let u deal wit diz yerself adam.but about fira.....i think u were too harsh on her....if u dunch wan her...tell her...she has been waiting...if u cant talk to her den watz dat dildo doin hangin over yer balls for?....here il giv u a tip....cheapchick.u've not been updatin me.hope u're not offendeed coz i dont hav da slightest intention to n im juz tellin u as a close farkin fren ait?....will meet u diz saturday for da beach getaway...now its 3:farkin30.as usual...i take an hour plus plus to write an entry everytime....sorry fo da inconvinience shit bitch.
u farkin sluts...toodlez ait!
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