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VIVA LA BAM!
everyone shud watch viva la bam.
tiz d greatest show ever made!!!
bam margera is d sickest most luckiest living bastard ever lived.
wit his almighty quote
"..do watever d fuck dat i want!"
he made it all true within diz 2 seasons of hell n sick shit pluz thunder loads of fun!
watch his upcomin movie too though...titled haggard!
u in asia n cant watch?well...download!
n also download wildboys.
lucky western cowboys n dolly partons get to c great shows on tv...egh.asia's a bitch.
school.well diz word may b on most of our blogs now.school.d 1st week has ended.n its d saturday of d 1st weekend.i'd expect clubs, pubs, crowds n chillouts.town n nitespots gonna b a mass whole of those still in a holiday mood.
nerd - maybe....
...d song juz cant get outta my head.
farkin pharell.
so yeah...i went skool waited half an hour den sumone came in n said class cancelled.kewl shit.there was class d nex day but i woke up late.damn.n forgot dat i had another class in d afternoon.blurphuck.
so i was at home all d way till 7.went out to fetch my clothes back frm my apt....since d blardy zouk is delayin my prize money for one month.bitchass promise breakers!hence i cant live at d new place at d moment.a condo room for 200bux....full facilities gym tennis court cafe provision shop swimming pool d size of half a football field + milfs!n i dunt mean ugly ones....hot sizzling milfs of all race n sizes in their skin n skimps by d pool.aaahhh....look down from d apartment is like browsing thru d catalogue of lurvelley milfs!but theres maids though...whoevers into maids can erm...yeah..check it out.
so yeah skool wasnt a lookout for me.for i hav did n done n cut my hair to a regretted length.damn d hairstylist...stubborn bitch ass flying porky pig of london.pleez cut to yer client's demands U filthy pussy stinkin finger of swedish gelatine n bitter cheese!if not for u, i cud've gone fishing wit don vito or go for a manicure wit chairman mao or sumthin.
anyways fiona xie.....can i call u again?its been a long time...i miss u darnly.
went eye centre for stoopid checkups for my murfans syndrome.damn blardy docs dilated my pupils n so my vision was sooper blurry for 6hrs.d sun glared like a bitch whore heavens light almighty gaze of majestic pain n sorrow.d glare was pure whiteness of snow in aura legions of pond kairuki.i went blind till sharon my coursemate met me n saved me from d glare of d memphisto lithany anthem to gods of icarus wit her shades of bloomsdale dark oorookai.it didnt suit my face...but wtf....im in pain n tears.n i nid vision.at dat moment of time....i sms-ed lucky to childrens medical fund....knowin dat sum blind children will benefit from it.i feel u children.n thanks sharon for d shades...fuck noes how many ppl i passed by n accidentally squinted n winked at like a foolish bastard of eternity perversion.sorri to whomever it may concern.
dat was d 1st time i walked in skool wit shades.maybe even d longest time i had a pair of shades on my face.it was also to disguise myself frm my frenz....not wantin dem to c my new hair,....but dem i was wrong......dey were all rather frustrated at me for choppin off my dreads.agh!im gonna stop makin a big fuss bout my dreads.
but elsi is extra creamy 2day....oooh....sheez lurvelley everytime i c her la...damn!if onli i'd open my mouth n say URE SO FARKIN HUGGABLE KISSABLE MUNCHABLE LICKABLE N FULL OF KILLER TOMATOES ON URE BODY DAT ID LIKE TO TALK TO.....oooh...itd b a super satisfaction moment....n best served wit a quick getaway route of anubis scculpt/.
agh...fuck it balls of jupiter lagoon!no regrets!coz i hav bought a trucker/mesh hat.hahahaha!im a meshcapper now!!!!IM SO MESH!!!!!
courtesy of maniclabs.com.
aaah....d nice fit of d black mesh cap of navarro tobago.it fitted my head like a 2cm thick steel piercing through a clitoris.very disgusting...but waddahell...i nidda cover diz unpleasant crown of d dead sasquatch on my head.
well i was at penin den i was like...y not buy myself a copy of "PUINK" magazine!n so i went to lavanita n askd for it...she searchdd n searchd n sadly.....she said it was out of stock....damn....but dats rather gud news...out of stock means dat d zines sellin pretty well....kudos to shasha d pink pandemonium of psychadelica fruit island of black n red stripes.
mosquito bites count since last 5 days i moved in back to woodlnds...39.nice red sore n itchy....n still biting.one day i'd eliminate all roaches ants n mosquitoes....being dem one of d most annoyin bastards ive ever met.ive talked dem to stop...but dey juz wunt listen.....den death shall be d solution of my tender warm problem of d majestic clouds of tranquility.
back to skool topic again.im in no mood to checkout chix....not even hoping to c babes n babes n babes.i wanna freakin focus on my freakin skool n get freakin n done wit it....but hey...dat dusnt mean u chix hav to stop distractin me ait....hakz!
wat an act of a desperado pervertigo desire pulp of fantasy swing!
anyways....me n denise keller juz broke up.she was actualli goin out wit me juz bcoz i had dreads.sheez into algae filled scalps n unwashed carpet stinks..haha!but no remorse here....i still love u darlin.come back to me erm...maybe august...il b dreadful den i think....oh yeh...4th aughust my lil bro's bday...i dunno his age but waddahell...at least i noe its his bday.n 5th august is er,,,,yeah desiree's bday!!damn blardy sexy undecided being of kindergarten pre skool kinks u!miss u like d stars in chinatown.huh?
n oh yah...boring ol national day....i wanna volunteer to b part of d choir.....coz dey get white kewl gloves of limburger joahnsen french plushes for free.damn lucky bastards.
epi bday jacqui....21 n still as briteful of smiles.aaaaaaah....epi bday neqro.....22 n still tryin to grab byrds before dey fly away n slide on after-rain floors in TOWN~!!!
oceans twelve n whole ten yards is a must watch....but ive yet to c it.
d horror movie titled sisters too..
erm....n erm...katsumi....ure farkin adorable u farkin pornstar u!
oh yeh....porn episode 3:viva la porn!
one day....at around 3am....
couple tired....so dey sleep.
dey woke up early but den early next 2 days morning ehich is actualli a monday.so d guy went to work n d gal stayhome cook food for guy.guy went home late so gal got angry n food become spoily.d guy never knowing d food is expire...he eat....alot!!!oh no!!!so he go toilet n punk sigh!gal smell shit make her horny....very horny.......alot!!!!she cannot tahan so she break d door down of d toilet d guy is in....pushed him aside n started to masturbate.....very fast....alot!!!!!but she never knowing dat she masturbate her asshole.so she scream in pain n blood.guy c n get erection.....very hard n long......alot!!!!!so guy take gals shit n eat...munch chomp crunch...d gal hav sum peanut in d shit coz juz now she eat peanut butter chunky.guy love shit...gal bleedin but dunno she is....so she continue masturbating....very fast....alot!!!!
gu suck her asshole n lick it clean but can never clean coz gal continue to shit.by now whole toilet half fill wit gal n guy shit.dey swim around play catching.guy designer n gal last time art student so dey very creative....so dey play role playing sex...guy pretend to be policeman n gal pretend to b robber....guy say"hey gal...u under arresting..."den he rub d gal body wit shit den suddenly gal angry....real angry not d bluff one/.....alot!!!so dey stop....but gal quietly masturbate her asshole withiut guy knowing coz she thinkin it fun to do.
moral of d story:never lick assholes while partner is shitting....high chance of bacteria.use dettol if possible.rub a little on d stain....n pour d rest into d wash....
happy schoolin people!
remember...if u use sign language...dunt try to talk!
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