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have u ever imagined wat it'd be like if your mum smokes wacky tobacky weed n yer dad takes ecstasy.n dey place 2mg of subutek in yer lil baby sis' milk bottle.n gives u n yer siblings ice n cocaine every morning to perk dem up for d day?

hav u wondered wat it'd be like to hav yer dicks,balls n poosies on yer forhead?kewl rite!n yer arsehole rite btwn yer nose n mouth.d smell wud be so heavenly!

hav u ever wondered wat it'd b like if theres no such thing as babies n ur mother gave birth to u n u came out juz d same way u were now...?how loud yer mum would scream to giv birth n how large n loose her birth canal would be after dat.

did u realise dat d september 11th twin tower shit n pentagon crap were staged?d building which was made up of 4point 4sides metal foundation collapsed as if there were explosives on d ground floor.either that or d plane was filled wit explosives enough to make d whole freakin buildin collapse.d metal foundation should have still been there if it was juz a small plane crashin into one of d topmost levels of d buildin.black box which was made of titanium n virtually indestructable couldnt b retrieved.simply lost without a bother.n dey simply accused d taliban without any prove or watsoever.n dey claimed d plane changed its course halfway thru its journey.seriously wen dey changed course...d united sons of shitheads military could summon their jetplanes to stop d plane from enterin d city...coz dey're fast enuf....but dey didnt.tiz juz so kewl to noe dat all diz are actually true but no one does anythin to it coz its d U.S GOVERNMENT!a government who kills a thousand ppl juz to accuse its enemies.power being abused.egh!

did u noe dat tata young is hot.she looks like a doll in real live.her double o concert was lame as d crowd was quiet.n my cam ran out of batt.i got a few shots of blurred pics of her...slow cam...enrgetic dance moves...wadya expect.n wen she finally settles down for a slow song...my cam refuses to take pictures....fuck d batts!if it wasnt for my dearest denise keller, i wudve gone for her...tata young.

do u realise how irritatin cops are?especially wen dey think dey're so much powerful den u.n it annoys me wen dey say things like "im speakin to u from a malay to a malay."hakz!twee!i frankly think whoever who says dat is a mudder farkin bitch of a racist!n izzit orkay for dem to juz scribble their farkin fingers into our bags n belongings?fark balls!from the 4 points of d wiccan lord of d watchtowers....with d spiritual powers of d five elements.i blessed be....i curse d policeman who screened me and my felllow skate mates juz now to have his hands shrunken so short...dat he cudnt even scratch his ass...n a whole year of senseless penis n a years supply of heavy problems....blessed be.who do u think u r?heartlanders?heh...i purposely spoke to him in english n he found it hard to speak to back to me so he talked to my mates...hahah!ACAB muddfuck!all cops are bastards arses!all d while he was givin us d speech wit neuro n chatter fightin back verbally....i juz luffd.n he didnt even askd me to stop luffin....heh...i guessed he didnt noe how to ask me to stop luffin in english...heh...

zouks out wit a fear factor thingy....im so IN!!!!!!!1000 in cash!n a year zouk membership!!i am so in!!!!ergh!!!!!hopefully theres no challenges wit time limits!iit'd be so orgasmic to be crowned ZOUKS MOST DARING 2004!!!!!19 contenders....dats all i hav to beat!!!agh!!!d excitement!

wish me luck guys.,..

ice milo is nice.

met d liquid brothers at zouk while clubbin alone for d second time.dey saw me doin sum smooth basic flows n dey cheered me on...i immediately blushd n stopped dancin....den dey unleashed their super advanced ;liquid moves which clearly made heads turn.i indulged in a duo movement wit one of dem known as ridua, the gatekeeper of hell as in d fairytales of quran.i enjoyed meself.thanks to d liquid brothers n also hanif for makin me pissed drunk n high enuf to dance d whole nite.

gave iizel d shrek2tickets but she didnt go....thanks iizel!there goes my effort n money in smsing 3 sms for d tix n transport money to collect d tix n back.egh!anyways i saw yer bf at starbux california fitness pro...i thought i'd c ya...n fuck ya upside down for MISSING OUT ON SHREK2!but den again...u werent ther...i think u were werkin.

mosquitoes should die!

they should never exist!

quote of the day:this is a blog.

thanks art for experiencin one of d most excitin n happenin thing dat has ever happened in yer life....this is an appreciation!

try it everyone!"this is" is the in thing nowadays.join d hip funky and trendy crew of "this is"-ing the blogs out ther.we need your support.support our local "this is" n stand a chance to win your very own "this is a tshirt"t shirt.start your "this is"-ing now!dont miss out on the most fun thing of d millenium.

im strongly against date rape drugs n perverted menace.prevent rape!RAPE YOURSELF!

never talk back to your parents.kill dem wen theyre asleep.too brutal?piss on their faces.its a kewl thing to do.just like "this is"-ing.

oh yah...for all avril lavigne fans.shees fake.sheez juz a normal country gsl whom was selected to wear d clothes she wear n sing d songs she sings.her whole attitude n fashion is n was created by her directors, managers n producers.

P.O.D.

d fact dat u guys use christianity as a push for yer sales...u guys r so lame.but d vocalist...watever his name is...looks like d ol wrestler bret d hitman hart n alos d pornstar chasey lain.

n all d religious bands who earn yer money thru music...juz like religion...all u ever want is money.

ok people.lov yourself.

masturbate.

love yer family.go smell yer moms used panties.exactly d spot where d light shade of brown stains clump together n where a few strands of pubic hair is.

love yer frenz.squeeze their poonanis no matter their gender.dey'll love it.depends on d momentum.

love yer enemies.kill dem.

love yer life.take drugs.

cheers!

2004-05-23
2:21 a.m.
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