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armin van buuren made me have multiple orgasms.but wat a waste not to hav been ther till d end at 6am.went in early for a cheaper entry.so d remainder spent on booze.nows d early mornin of hari raya wher all muslims will wake up to victorious prayers for either successfully accomplishin 30days of half day starvations or gettin to hide d truth of not fastin from their parents.
early morning hari raya prayers.sigh.d last time i had dat ritual, twas at an open field, perspired to d heat of d morning sun n made my 'baju kurong' a few shades darker.n wen i was praying, a farkin cricket went hopping rite into one of my nostrils.n dat triggered my nose to run for d nex whole week of d so called festive season.farkin cricket.
stoopid pest!
meaningless objects in life.
juz like d sport...meaningless....n played n favoured by mindless ppl.
roaches...mosquitoes, crickets, flies.
irritants.
oh yeah...armin van buuren..
twas dope!
d crowd was stuffy.
but i didnt care.
i'd onli stop dancing if sumone frm d back juz shoved me aside to advance to d front.but alls well.
d beers n vodkas n dat damn god looking shades anne lent me n of coz AVB made my mood as high as a coke flip....leavin my knees weak n flutterin.
saw a couple of breasts suddenly popping out to say hi to me...
accidental or mistaken me for their frenz or juz tot dey'd give me a huge smile......either one.
well breasts are getting friendlier as days pass by yah.
dey tend to realize dat mingling around is d best way to a better and more meaningful life.all breasts big n small from white shades to black...dey hav developed a certain open state of mind to experiment the nature of a well being.
from those wrinklled saggy mailbags to long droopy veined cucumbers, to small mosquito bites to d average yogi bear...dey share a huge uprising community of thrillseekers and hard on-slaughts...these evil jello fun bags have trained demselves well thru a martial art of their own called, mammo-do.scientifically known as d mammogram, its a meditory state to detect cancer in their own nutshell.one of d main cause of a poonani cancer is bras.
bras are evil.
dunt use dem.
if u muz juz make it a few sniffs den u better stay away from dem.
dunt fall in love wit dem.
u'll rgret it.
it will break ur heart into a million pieces b4 u even noe it.
d most intelligent bandit of bras are called the black bra society.deyre sexy seductive black widows who wud eventualli suck out yer souls.please stay away i repeat stay away i repeat again for those slow creatures out ther stay away i repeat again for those malaysians for d last time stay away from bras!
deyre evil...pleese unleash your breasts n let dem breath.u wunt like being suffocated ait...so stop being cruel to yer breasts n let dem breathe as much as dey want.dunt stuff a bra on their face n let dem turn pale or purple.pale purple breasts are kinda kewl tho.but not all breasts like to turn purple."purple makes us look funny" -as quoted by a fellow breast dat we interviewed earlier on.well its actualli easy to dye ur breasts purple or green wit envious veins.juz pinch yer nipples with at least 200gram finger to thumb pressure(use fingernails preferably) n twist it either way anti or clockwise direction n hold it at d extreme point tightly...wait for 40 minutes for color to develop.den wash wit luke warm water n condition wit olive oil to make it glossy n healthy.breasts love oil.its their staple diet.
so yeah dats how u dye ur breasts purple or green.d color depends on the skin pigments of each breast.smaller pointed breasts tend to accomplish a nice dark violet glow wit bloodhot veins rootin from d nipple.while those elongated n drooping camel's hump breasts will hav a higher chance of turning green.i hav a fren hooz granny had long green breasts.dey look like huge cucumbers from far...my fren said she'd often trip on her own breasts while walkin.how kewl.
so where was i....?
hmm..oh yeah...
so yeah....heal the world...make it a better place....free your breasts...make it a better face.
enuf bout breasts.
lets move on to bonus round.
kewl things to do during sex:
-do a 69 n fart
-fuck d nostrils n ears vigorously.
-force open d eye n ejaculate directly into it.
-finger her ears n make loud moaning groanin noises.
-slap dick on her face(preferably eyes)
-pinch n dye her breasts.
-force balls into d vagina.
-do a doggie n fuck her thighs.
-change position every 3seconds.
-finger ur own asshole n continously say "fuck me..."
-ask her to sit infront of u while u juz stare at her n masturbate.
-fuck thru d undies n boxers.
-ejaculate on her hair, massage her scalp n say its conditioner.
-spank till her buttcheeks bleed.
-watch n concentrate on d television while humpin.
-fistfuck her navel.
-fuck her armpits.
-bite d clitoris hard.
-pluck a strand of her pubic hair.
-squeeze in ur hand into her vagina n make her your hand puppet.
-do a 69 wher u are on top of her n slowly n silently push out sum milky shit.
-call out a name besides hers while fuckn.
-insert kewl objects into her vagina without her knowin.(twisted staple bullets, thumbtacks, broken glass, sand etc.)
-lick her fur/pubes instead of her pussy.
-ask her to blowjob ur knee.
-pound on her hard n aggressively without havin ur dick inside her.
-announce dat ure coming den grab any photographs of her or her family n ejaculate on it.
-put a straw in d vagina n suck on it.
-talk on d phone while humpin away.
-pee inside her.
-recite aloud prayers n religious chants while humpin on her.
aiya....boring....
bonus round 2.
kewl things to do rite now...
sleep.
slamat hari raya to all muslims.happy belated deepavali aka festival of lights to all hindus.alot of birthdays are coming....weeeeeee!
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