Freelance Graphic Designer Photographer Digital Imaging Artist Mural Artist Model Video Director
ladies and gentlemen....ENEMIKO!!!!!
any red hot chilli peppers fan out there?yes?no?any funky groovy heads out there dat screams n shouts whenever flea takes on da bass?yes?no?i dun care!i dun even care if christina aguimalaria looks like shit nowadays.but i do care bout da 27 or 28th august where there will be 2moons seen in da sky.one is dee original moon which has been our neighbour for so farkin long n dee other is mars!gotta c diz amazin sight or il have to wait for da next 3000 years or so....remember da date guys....mars is kinda visible in da sky rite now so dun miss da chance....they predict dat it'll be the clearest wen its 27 or 28.n i also care bout my assignments dat im havin which is so piled up dat i cant even cope wit it.n i also care bout my loved ones like my family especially my mum who says she has no money but spents on a new hanfon nokia i dunno wat model but its palm sized n has camera n mms function shit, pays for my sis' braces, went to eat out at a restaurant wit my siblings sept me, n treated dem to a movie "homerun" which i wasnt invited, and finalli wen i asked her for money to buy me a zipdisk dat costs a patetic 14.90.i also nid money to print out my presentations and assignments.damn!den my mum even has da guts to tell everyone dat i always ask for her money(even though most of da time i dun get it)n she also said dat i treat da house like a hotel.fark....say wat u wan....il juz ignore yer goatshit!il fart at yer face so nastily, watever u eat will taste like ginger n shit of a chameleon.agh!i hav also been wondering wat one of da mcdonalds mascot is.......da purple farkin creature dat looks like an abnormal dickhead.wadda fark izzit?its too soft to be a monster, it looks like a brinjal.izzit a brinjal?y muz it be a brinjal.?it cant be a brinjal!theres no brinjal in mcdonalds!den wat izzit?da stoopid yellow birdie wit pink overalls is a stoopid bird, ronald mcfucklet is a farkin clown.hamburglar looks like the mad magazine character but only wit a mask on n hamburger pyjamas dat i think will look cool on halloween n i dunt noe why its a hamburglar n all it does is too steal burgers......n no big kahuna authority stopped mcddonalds frm encouragin da children to steal food!but i still dunno wat farkin stoopid creature is GRIMUS?!?!?!n wat kinda name is dat?izzit suppose to be a goofy name?NO!it dusnt sound goofy....goofy sounds goofy...but not grimus.grimus looks like patrick the starfish in spongebob squarepants cartoon show but at least we know patrick is stoopidly dumb and is a starfish....but grimus is a farkin purple gay!!!!purple faggot!u purple nipple!ahhh!izzit?!?!?izzit a purple nipple?one of my fren has a purple nipple.u guys wanna noe who?i cant tell u...but if u realli wanna noe....beg me for it at my chatterbox ait.ok back to da farkin purple faggot.dat farkin good for narthin dickhead where his life as an immortal has no motive but makes ppl like me wonder wad friggin creature it is.jackass......hopefully diz saturday...now gotto go do my werk...plenty to do....if i cant finish den i mite fail n might not be able to attend skool later....lecturers say im at risk of failin coz of my attendance.well....i was onli absent 4 two days without mc...n dey dun accept letters or excuses.fark!im havin da period of time where im havin diz downhill ride of losing.....never jammed or did jackass for 2 - 3 weeks.....both are my hobbies....im sick n exhauste frm shit at skool.iizel is great.sheez werkin n juz lost her hanfon at hard core cafe.sorri to hear dat...now tiz harder to get in touch wit her.nvm....ive been expectin all dizz to cum....n it came one whole shot.ive been downloadin movies like finding nemo, the league of extraordinary gays, identity, phone booth, darkness falls, 2fast2furious n more to come.still havent watched da returner nafe(classmate) lent me.haiz!i gotto werk but cant find time for it.i nid money like a desperate green brinjal.i wudnt wanna be purple coz its a gay colour n i dun believe tiz fandi ahmad's(singapore's so called legendary footballer) fav colour.wats da matter wit dat ol bastard?hakz....sorri fandi...i noe u dint do anythin wrong but nvm....juz take it diz way....u r a fagget.watch out guys coz mars is near.i nid to get diz farkin interestin book or shud i say....alotta interestin design books frm basheer.nid to do cd self proposal for isaac chew(business practice laecturer.nid to build a farkin company for swee farkin lye(design print lecturer)nid to do a fully photyoshop edited cover magazine and cd annual report for azlee(digital imagin n interactive media lecturer)nid to do an a2 expensive poster of 33definitions + 20 computer sketches for lim su fan(applied tech lecturer)nid to do presentation bioth verbal n non verbal on body language or wat we chose for the theme is street for hidayah(comm design lecturer)nid to do a presentation on music video dat sends a message n an essay bout four movies dat has this thing bout asians in da movies for da ninety degree breasted buffalo sharmila(art theory lecturer)nid to do a presentation on a painting called the farkin fountain by david gay cunt for lim ngah tan or smthg like dat (art history foundation repeat subject lecturer)whoa!!!!n ive got 2 more weeks balls!lets dance guys....lets sing da grand failure anthem 2gether!im sufferin n tensed n stressed n carrying a shitload of assignments to be done in a limited time n im still takin it easy writina an entry for diz diary.well.....i cant dissapoint u guys ait....u guys thirst for my life ait....so read it...n tell me what grimus is.....thank you.foo shoo yang!
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06