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tiz bin a long time.sorri guys i hav not bin updatin.ive been patient.it hurts.genesis, im gonna tell u bout da story of wan.i used to call him wan dread.coz he make dreadlocks look good.but now i call him wan chibai.why?coz he delays.he dusnt respond to my calls.n he makes me wait.for how long?since march.i asked him to dread my hair on march.he charged me 150.quite a reasonable price.shops charge from 200 - 500.or even more.wan onced charged his fren narthin.lucky fren of his.but i wasnt dat lucky.extremely unlucky.on march he said he wud do my hair on may....where he wunt be busy.on may i asked him his situation n he said he had to postpone to june.early june came n he claimed to still be busy.he asked me to wait till late june.i waited n he told me to buy the hair extension.i did.costed me forty fuckz.i gave him da hair.he said he preffered to do my hair on friday saturday n sunday.a three day project where he wunt be busy.he said he wud kol me.but he didnt.so i called him.his house.....no one picked up.his handphone....no one answered.i felt like burstin.he really hit me there.he said he wud kol me on thursday to confirm friday.he didnt.he said if he didnt kol on thursday den on friday he wud kol me.he didnt even though i gave him iizel's n spritsels' n my hom fon number.fark.moon(my skoolmate) offered me to do me dreads.i held his offer coz waitin for wan.moon duz dreads acceptably nice.i havent seeen his works.my frenz says he dus dreads painfully well but isnt dat neat.he also claimed to do it for free.dat placed a smile on my face for a while.twas temptin, but i still hav doubts bout his quality.so i held him.he was cool wit it.but im still warm inside.extremely boiled actualli.il call wan two four seven.if he dusnt respond.....moon'l be my dread maker.or else.....il be dreadless n head gears gonna be on my head forever.sick of havin a candy floss on my head.sick of being sick these few days.sooo much problemz hittin me down.gotta let one go.wan me to tell u more?no?sorri but il tell u aniway.kim(hangout fren n colleague)is da second blasphemy.he juz bought a motorbike.typical yamaha rxz.previously his father bought for him a scooter.he complained bout da clutch.twas 1k sharp.he sold it away for 500 farks n onli used it for a 2day test.lost 500 juz like dat.
so wen his dad got him da new second hand bike....he was okay wit it n tested it out.he let me test it out too.n after i did a few laps to n fro da woodlands jetty(a secluded area near the north coast of s'pore wit a nice scenery of the causeway n part of malaysia)....he told me i broke his gear.n dat i cud not ride his motor again.1st hit!so i became hiss pillion another day to an outin wit werkfrens at town.i was his pillion coz i knew da directions n he asked me to guide him n teach him on ways to places.n so i did.wen we reached our destination....he complaint dat i sat too close to him...makin his balls hurt....he said dat i gave dirctions slow....n dat made him panic on da road....n dat i didnt keep still as his pillion n made his bike shake while he's drivin.he even blamed me for not knowin dat theres ERP.i already told him dat i didnt noe bout erp's schedule n places.so he went pass one without a pass.....he was fined ten farkz.juz like dat.he also complaint bout me being heavy as a pillion makin it hard for him to turn.before all diz happened....he asked me to pay a bit for his petrol.i was realli generous so i thought i wud give him five farkz on da day....but after all diz happened....i gave him 40 cents.n i noe i drilled him deep there.dats for yer complaints fussy bastard.go blame yer father for buyin a stoopid bike.but to me da bikes okay.in ride-able condition.to eric(an experienced bike fren) his bike is also okay.i rode his bike n had him as a pillion.it was easy riding it.even cornering.n furthermore he was more experienced den me.i dun even hav a farkin license.i havent even farkin enroll n i didnt complain a shit bout his bike.tiz not da bike which has problems.tiz u!first he complaints alot.second he keeps on reapeatin dat i spoilt his bike.third, he tells others dat i spoilt his bike.due to this, i grew stubborn....so i took his keys n helmet n said dat i wanted to drive arnd our werk place.he dissalllowed me to.but i did.i went da whole of da industrial park.joyride all by myself rather than hearin his complaints.enuf bout him.....i cudve take his complaints if it wasnt for more of my problemz.nex up is iizel.she stabs me deep inside.she is makin me feel like im her ex boyfren.she is re-enactin how i took her away from her ex.but diz time....im actin as her ex n a 28yr ol guy named hairi is actin as me.she told me his juz a fren.he works at her place.a technician of sum sort.iizel is already like da best lookin chick at her werkplace i presume....n she has like turned alot of heads like she told me.almost everybody werkin at mikron(her werkplace) noes her coz she attracts.she has admirers frm email n smiles n lad calls n approaches.happy for her as she lurves attention alot.but unstable for my imagination to run farkin wild.so aniways....sheez got diz fren named hairi.he has a honda super four which can take him around almost anywhere.iizel cant resist it so she got stuck to him.he brought iizel to kent ridge park, sky garden, loyang memorial place or sum sort, mount faber, to town to werk n sent her home.wow!firstly, da first few places i mentioned are nice spots for couples.n wat do couples do at nice spots like deez?hmmm.....so y da fark r u tellin hairi to bring u to deez kinda places!?!y?she claimed dat she has longed to go to deez places n felt like diz iz da chance to go there while theres a chance.she even said dat she "used" hairi to transport her to deez places.well, wen she said she "used" hairi, i felt unstable as well, for anytime....she may feel like "using" me.hmmmmm.....but i dunt think she cud use me.wad do i hav?i dunch hav a motorbike or car?not even da money!so i think she wunt be using me.i think she loves me....alot!but y is she goin out to diz places.if dey wanna go out AS FRENZ den go where FRENZ go!!!!town or wherever happening n populated.not secluded farkin spots like kent ridge park.n if u realli wanna go to these places...be patient!wait till i get money so we cud take a cab there.or wait till i get my own farkin license n motor farkin bike n take u there!or izzit u dunt think we'll last dat long!?so u gotta quickly hurry up n go there?bull farkin shit!u said u wanna go to these places wit me.....but u went there wit sumone else oraidi.no thanks for now.....nex time be patient.n i can tell u r feelin extremely pissed off by readin diz....but i think dee onli way to fix diz shit is for u to stop "using" him.but im not gonna let u do dat coz i dun restrict sumones freedom unless its my wife.so plan B, u may mit him but pleeeez dunt mit him at these sorta places.it burns like hell wen i call u juz to noe dat u're at these lovers' spots wit onli him.n if u cant do this n wish to c more of deez places wit him.....den let me go....but i realli dunch wan dat to happen coz i still love u iizel.n like ive told u dat we still have a lotta things to do together.....i still wanna do them.i noe u're pissed off dat im pissed off bout diz matter, whether or not anything is happenin btwn u n hairi.but hey....u're not dee onli one pissed off yah!how da fark will u feel if i went out to deez places wit a girl?u wan me to demonstrate?agh!hope all diz shit n crap goes well.I WAN MY DREADLOCKS!I WAN KIM TO STOP BLAMING ME FOR SPOILING HIS MOTOR BIKE COZ TIZ NOT MY FARKIN FAULT N I WAN IIZEL TO STOP MITTIN HAIRI AT COUPLES's FAVOURITE SPOTS!N I WAN MONEY!I NID MONEY SO FARKIN MUCH!SO I CAN BUY IIZEL A PAIR OF NIKE SHOES AT LEFTFOOT FAR EAST PLAZA N BUY MESELF A HP SO TIZ EASIER FOR OTHERS TO REACH ME N BUY MESELF A LICENSE TO RIDE N A MOTORBIKE!sorri iizel if u feel really boiled inside after readin all diz.juz nid to let it all out.for hairi, u look good n is stable enough to find a wife.iizel said she is tryin to help u find yerself a gf.but im sorry iizel's mine.n if u're patient enuf, wait till we go our seperate ways.will we do dat iizel?if u ask iizel, i hav asked her alotta times n her answer is always a confident phrase dat goes "il never let u go no matter wat".if onli u're god n ur words can make things happen.n if i ever cut u wit anything i said here, i apologize.tiz a diary n i feel dat i nid to write deez things down.tiz juz a period of anger.n if i ever misunderstand u, pls forgive me....for i wanna try ride yer honda supre four one day.wud u lemme ride it pleeeeez.....hakz!nola...tiz juz dat i think u're cool n wherever u go wit iizel....juz take care of her.not in a sexual way.n for u guys out there readin diz......iizel isnt dat bad, everyone makes mistakes.n everyone have their bad points.if u wanna be wit dat person, deal wit it.n if u cant, get rid of him like how my band members got rid of kevin(a.k.a the bastard)for being such a fussy pussy complaint king n mister super sensitive mimosa.endurance have their limits.if u cant take it, get rid of it, before u get rid of urself.but for iizel, maybe il endure or get immune to her even it'l cost me my life.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................or maybe not.
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