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lets play scrabble.
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
SPIDERMAN: When you rearrange
the letters:
ARMD PENIS
ok...
tell ya bout diz lady.
in d train.sittin down wit her baby
on her right.n a pram infront of her.
her baby was kickin her, disturbin d passenger beside, knockin n spittin at d window, shakin d pram vigorously, n jumpin on d chair n sumtimes on d mom's laps......for like half an hour of d mrt ride.if u'd ask me, it was d ride of terror for d mother.
wat wud normal local mums do?
scream at d baby to stop or even hit d baby.....or gladly even both.
but not diz super mom.
she tried to calm d baby down.kissed d baby.smiled at him.hugged him tite.n smiled again....d baby giggled.n stopped.n juz sat down snuggly beside her.i was sooper stunned.it was as if i juz saw a blaines street magic rite infront of my eyes.den d lady took her hanfon n called sumone....she did dat several times but it was as if no one on the other line responded or picked up her call...she would hang up on d fone everytime wit watery eyes n blood rushin to her nose...leavin it sore red....her baby also did his routine of interruptions n annoyance to her n d unlucky passenger several times before gettin kissed n hugged to sit down many a times.
my theory...d lady had a quarrel wit d husband.she ran away wit her baby son.during her journey to her runaway destination, she thought of calling her husband back....but no one picked up...or d answerin machine was of her husband's warm voice...makin her think back on how much she wud miss dat voice if she ran away.
so being a caring helpful generous considerate samitarian dat i am, i went up to her n offered her a listenin ear.she told me d whole story which made my theory rite.but d thing is dat she dusnt hav anywher to go now.her husbands living wit another woman in their house.n shees sendin her child to her parents place so she wudnt risk her childs future, by followin her.so i offered her shelter at my apartment.she considered awhile n accepted to live wit me....wit d warmest smile ive ever set my eyes upon..i felt good offerin help to sumone in need.
so i cancelled my schedules dat day n followed her to her parents house which she claimed was a bungalow in kembangan.den i was like....hey i live nearby.she was like...oooh great...den i can visit my son whenever i wan...as we entered d street to d bungalow...i was like....damn...dunt tell me its d bungalow rite at d end coz dats where i live.she was like....erm it is...i was stunned n stoned for a moment there.den she askd me...u're living wit my parents?...it was den wen i realised dat my landlords actualli her mum.
den d unexpected happened....
she grabbed her baby by d back collar of d shirt...n held me tite on my wrists....n pulled us to d bungalow.d gate was already open so we juz walked in n called out for her mother.amazingly no one responded n so we barged in like no ones business.d lady pulled me hard, walked up d stairs, kicked open a door to a room, which was d master bedroom for dat floor, n there we saw her mum(my landlord), having sex wit her husband, d lady's mum(my lanlord's husband), aggressively...moaning n groanin...it was super sick of a sight.juz imagine a couple in their 80's having vigorous sex on a king sized bed moanin n groanin wit the swayin of d saggy pruned breasts n d clash and high pitch smacking sounds of d groin hammering to d butt.twas gruesome...both of dem saw us but dey didnt care to stop.dey were to engrossed...too deep into d pleasure.so after a 3minute startle...d lady suddenly threw her baby on d bed where d granny couples are, n slowly stripped me down to my naked skin.i was too stunned too cold to move or blurt out.she gave me d best blowjob ever did by a mum.it was like a formula she immunised into me....twas like an equation of a's y's n x's floatin around me wen she sucked it to n fro.it was heavenly.......ok ok...im lazy to continue deep in detail.so rougly wat happened is dat d kid who was thrown n d bed got suckd by his grannyy n buttfuckd by his grandad...d lady gave me a 30miutes blowjob n den we proceeded over to d bed n had an incest granny orgy wit a tenant...which was me.kewl ya...we finished off wit me ejaculatin inside my landlords nose by accident....but he loved it anyway.den we were tired n exhausted....d 2yrs old baby went down to d kitchen made us sum hot chocolate....we drank n told jokes n ghost stories before we slept all together on dat sperm n sweat filled bed which later stank bad in d mornin.
ok ok....it was onli true before i started to brag on how generous, carin n considerate i was....respects to d llady.one of d best mothers ive ever seen.another milf down.....more to go...watch out for d nex epsiode on channel 5.tee oo poh tau.brought to you by sumitomo corporation n daikin aircon.
anyways....hospital checkups are full of peanuts in a 3inch boulder dark hazel shit.my most recent one was held in an o&g clinic n twas for those who needs help wit pregnancy....n all of dem are females!!!n pregnant....i walked in everyone lookd at me...i registered at d counter n d register-er..hahah....askd me where my missy is...egh!n went in d doctors room...dey werent yet informd i was male n i came not for pregnancy test....n they were like....y do u hav a guys name....agh!!!!!!!!!!!funny though...d expressions on their faces wen i gav dem my status report n declared MALE!
oh yeah,,..neqro's bday passed n it was okay...d kitchen session n watchin neqro enjoyin himself realli made it great.n im not gonna even emphasize on who i splotched n smoochd ever so wetly diz tym...im so never gonna turn gay!dats safe to noe.
narc has a new name now.
first it was chatterbox.
den it was narcassist.
shortened to narc.
self claimed engine number nine.
n now....puff daddy.
dilla from california fitness pro raffles is d loveliest being ive ever met after so long.im so goin to d gym everyday.wud lurv to do stretch routines wit her.proceed to intensive workouts.den we cool it off in d shower.aaaaaahh.....heh.
n hav a nice bantamweight glass of ice blended banana strawberry shake wit proteins n carbss....enuf stamina for another workout ay..ur eyes....i wanna use dem as dumbells stopper...dey're so heavenly brown.
ait ait...enuff dilla....ok maybe one more.....u make my nose bleed u sexy lovely hot fitness councellor u!
wen u took my blood pressure test...it was high coz of u.wen u measured my fats....it was thick down ther coz of u.but damn u...u made me become a member of california fitness pro....n im all broke now!!!!actualli im already broke n i wonder how im gonna pay for d fees....hahhaa!!!dunt care....dilla's all i care.
grrrrrrrrrr././///......
i wanna end diz blog wot dilla...nothin but dilla.hahahha...irritatin.anyways....my classmates are all dead living nerds wit unfiled jaws, braced up teeth, n thick joined eyebrows.....wat sin hav i done to deserve diz blasphemy.am i not in d rite skool?skool of d disabled is onli a few metres away...are these runaways?n goddamn ignorant they r....didnt noe u hav to line up to see d lecturer....didnt noe u cud jump queue to see d lecturer after knowin dat u muz line up....n dey jump queue wit d most irritating slumberrest lethargic insolent "i masturbate using a keyhole" "singapore's brainiest kids" FACE!!!!fuck u...u stoopid new class....xhopefully d absentees for d day whose actualli d ang moh wit tattoos is kewl.
zouk giv me my grand!
earl lu give me my half a grand!
i wanna make a tattoo for my mum...... on my body dat is....n surprise her....n become homeless in d nex second.
ait...tym for my nex viva la bam episode....!!!
baybeats diz friday.....ive got alotta ppl followin...who wanna join us?!?!?juz tag or sms me....its free!!!singapores open space gig at esplanade wit foreign n local bands like buddhistson n many others...come on down doz friday sat n sund.cya ther punkers n rawkers n pitmoshers!
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