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in other news.....a huge green turtle like creature was spotted near d dark alleys of orchard road last week.it was spotted again the next day n then d next.till today...its still spotted.at the same spot...n we found out dat its actually a sculpture dat was placed there to comemorate sculpture day 2006.in the picture u can see a spastic child playing with it, thinking its real.

from freaks sculptured freaks to real freaks!!a leprechaun or commonly known as a gnome or dwarf or a stumpy elf was spotted around...erm...sumwher in town.police say he's armed wit a big nose dat can cut, a huge ear dat can hear....n an ugly face dat can...ugly.beware coz he's dangerous.he mite even turn u into one of his lemmings.so stay away from him if u do see him.at least one metre away.coz dats wat dey teach us to do wen we were kids to stay at least a metre away from strangers.but if u know this leprechaun n have been friends with him...its ok...u can hug him or b as close wenever u want.

next news....From real freaks to...still real freaks!!
a erm....monster with a fiery halo was spotted sumwher in a dark place sumwhere around sumwhere lah ok.dey call her d devil with a fiery halo.beware of her coz her breath stinks a million farts.n she has teeth so huge dat she cant close her mouth.we snapped a pic of her sleeping in her cave...sumwher....yeah sheez sleepin alrite....diz creatures sleep standing with their tongues stuck out.

our last creature dat was spotted recently is a brown apache indian.wel its not actually a creature but d fact dat diz is our blog n we wana put anytrhin inside it...its our problem...u readers do ur duty as readers n juz read...ok?kewl...read on.

oh n if u keep seein deez creatures loitering around ur area....n u feel insecured n unsafe living around ur area coz of sum useless ugly creatures who just do nothing but to loiter around...pls dont call d cops coz theyre kinda useless too.do call LE ROYALE FAMILY....at 1900-KIL-DEMM.if u cant reach them via phone....den u cant reach dem anywher else...so juz keep on callin till dey answer.u may see 7of dem in dis picture but 2 of dem was actually already killed by a few creatures in the past....long n horrible story...i wunt say....so yeah....dey find it hard to answer d phone with two of their colleagues down.so keep on calling yah.

been out lately around town n seen the new fossil adverts?no?well if u havent caught it...dunt despair...its here in our humble page.

oh yeah...we recieved a gift from our fellow bastard theory fan....n dat was a fuckin kewl fossil watch...it shall be treasured as one of d best gifts ever...thanks to whomever it may concern.much love.

oh n hav u caught d condom poster ad?
no?coz its not up in d streets yet u stupid dumbass.haha!ho ho...hmm....sorri...nah..here u go.

n last but not least but its still d last but yet not d least its actually sumwher in d middle...or maybe nowher coz i didnt arrange it in heirarchic order watsoever.ok nvm...SPCA the singapore pet care centre point watever or however dey call demselves came up wit diz ad.hav u not been feedin ur pet d right amount of food?u fuckin bastard!burn in hell for doin such a cruel thing!be responsible...feed ur pet d right amount.if it asks for more, do give dem.deyre ur pets for gods sake...not ur wives.

u noe wat time it is?!!??!!?
its time for!!!!
"SOMETIMES I LOOK LIKE THIS SECTION"!!!
in this month's sometimes i look like this section...we have only one entry...n we are proud to award u with a month worth of fame....ur pic will b put up in our very popular but humble site for a month till d next entry comes up...well actualli it will be here forever...so thank us for giving u fame!!!ure famous now....go buy a pair of shades to make urself look famous now.go!

NOW MOVING ON TO D LAST SEGMENT OF DIZ MONTHS ENTRY......erm....logos!!!
for ur information....these bands are real existing bands yah....n dey play realli gud music...dats y im so dedicated to doing them their band logo...coz trust me...theyre FUCKIN GOOD!....so do listen n watch out for their performances...

FRONTLINE SOUNDSYSTEM
DRUM N BASS

LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT
EMO SCREAMO POST HARDCORE

nice?say nice...pleez....thanks...n oh yah....do check out my new emo screamo post hardcore band...SILENTFALL.check local listings for our upcoming gigs yah!!!