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at ngee ann poly now.
iizel booked me a pc so i cud kill time writin an entry to diz diary while waitin 4 her.
im pretty nervous being here coz tiz not secure.hakz....ppl keep lookin at my hair as if its burning or sum sort.stoopid farx!mtv being played behind me.wen i entered da library da lcd was playin metallica ol concert.i missed ol metallica.amazing actualli coz they hav changed to crap.full metal crap.while sum other assholes still hav da fark to say dat metallica still rock.....my ass.stop lookin at my screen idiots!im writin a diary so u dunch nid to c.tiz rather confidential shit.u can c it after im done....muthafarkers.get away frm me ngee ann pricks....hahaha!2guys r nex to me readin diz n i think dey r pissed off.hakz!yupz tiz bin long since i updated diz shit.stop lookin la faggot!
theres an insane guy on my right.he keeps talkin to himself.i think he's repeatin wats on da screen.stoopid fark.n a few centimetres frm me is a bubble tea without da bubble n dusnt taste like tea.it taste like puke!seriously.i think tiz coconut puke.iizel bought it i think.she has bad tastes for drinks.i knew dat since she said dat my cum was YUMMY!hakz!dandruff keep coming off my hair(sing in da tune of "raindrops keep fallin from my head")every scratch i make every itch i break, dandruff on my head(sing in da tune of "i'l be missin you")
stop lookin at me n my hair n my screen fark headz.n dun try to look dumb attemptin to cover yerself.i noe u're lookin.act as if u r lookin at da person behind me.fark you.read diz fucklet!u got ur own screen so mind yer own screen nerd fark!yupz ok.me n iizel are so damn da veri excellent nowadays.hope it lasts long.lurv ya iizel.op op can i interrupt for a moment.....i juz wanna say dat ngee ann poly students most of dem look like mutated monkeys.hahahahha....better type fast so dey cant read diz.but wat da fark.....so wat if dey see wat i typed.watcha gonnaa do ngee ann piglets?
hahahaha!i so lurv criticizin dem rite infront of their faces.cum on....u like to read wat i type sooo much?den read diz slugz!im sure dat ur momma's so nasty dat doctors had a hard time differntiatin u frm da shit dat yer momma produced while she was givin birth to u.da monkey on my right is so hairy.facial hair freak.his hands are like lord of da hair:fellowship of chewbaca wateva!sorri sorri....now i continue wit my entry.erm n yupz.....who is iris anyway on my chatterbox?reveal yerself u.....u...erm ...u iris.
sigh!another one hour fifteen farkin farx more to wait for iizel.i think tiz gonna be a long entry plus bonus limited edition critics of ngee ann poly stoodents.n my god(which never realli existed)diz iz a library....keep quiet human wannabees!n pls stop lookin at my screen.u want me to look at yer chibai?no rite?!so stop lookin!hahahahha!!!!pretend sum more dat u're not lookin.....u think im stoopid.i am slightly but am not as stoopid as u dumbererererererererererererererers!
so where was i?erm....aniways.
saturday was at zouk.
den we went to phuture.
hard hittin mooz all da way frm twelve to three.i lurv da mooz dey played dat nite at phuture.farkin awesome shit!i dunt noe da dj but i think its vortex or sum sort.i dunch noe.had a great nite wit me frenz.adam spritsels was there.iizel followed wit faload n fifi n adrian n frenz.sorri i dunch noe adrian's frens name.....bad fifi dint introduce us.den met sham, moon, din n gang at a nearby neighbourhood coffeeshop.there we drank tiger beer n oh so long i dint drink.it was like gloriously enjoyin wettin my digestive system.fart!haha...i juz farted n it smelt of curry.take dat ngee ann fools.agh!britney spears being played behind me.cut it out britney.mute da tv.god dammit!huh!alas!now theres lesser noise n no one is lookin at my screen.hakz!yupz aniwayz.....zouk had no cover charge last saturday coz it juz recieved an award for one of da top leading brand shit or crap.information frm jason aka itchi.so dats y tiz more enjoyable dat nite.we juz spent a few crap for dinner n ride home.while dancin at zouk, my stomach gave me shit.unfortuneately soft milky brown hot n spicy shit!n da achin inside juz got me rite there leavin me scamperin painfully to da loo.went in waited for a dog to finish peein inside without closin da door!stoopid dog!u waited for a cubicle, went to pee n left da door open.stoopid fark!u cud hav used da farkin hangin ceramic peeing hole!use yer farkin walnut fark!
hakz...once i got in da cubicle....i stripped down, squatted n AAaaaaahhhh...
splatter splat bleagh poot pooty papadum!all brown sticky eewy n chewy!
small clusters of nut here n there but dat dint hurt.onli da sizzlin hot sensation made me squint n da smell was oh so majestic!bismillah!den i washed my asshole thoroughly wit water n soap frm which i took while waitin for da farkin dog to finish.da uncomfortable pain was still there but dat dint stop me frm swingin my hair out at phuture!
danced wit spritsels, faload, fifi n iizel.den wit iizel.only us.i hugged her soooo many times dat nite.i noe she liked it rite iizel?den wen it was 3 we went out n walked all da way to robertson quay.fifteen farkin minutes walk.legs achin n it felt as though it was comin off.had supper at clarke quay shah alam.kissed iizel nite nite for she took a cab.sheez an east gerl while da rest were wit me.woodlanders....we took da nightrider home n twaz a great "dreamy" nite.....yes....dreamy nite...coz i laid down at da back n dozed off so comfortably.woke up as though i slept for onli a few seconds.im sure u guys had dat feeling before ait?da feelin wen u are feelin so farkin shagged n dozed off n to be awaken by sumone.n immediately after u wake up, u wud think dat u hav slept for onli a few seconds....whereas twaz a few minutes or so.ok wateva!ok sunday went punk jammin wit spritsels n ferris aka pokk.three piece pop punk band.still nameless...but already hav a handful of power packed punk in our inventory.all originally composed by da
freak himself, adam spritsels.hahaha!
interrupt u guys for a moment.i cudnt help it but to look at da guy to my right for he started talkin to himself again.n wen i glanced i saw dat he was surfin japanese anime chicks in bikinis n swimsuits.hahahaha!pervertigo!if u wanna surf for stuffs like dat do it at home hairy mongolian beast!n stop talkin to yerself.before i take da puke tastin bubble tea n throw it at yer fark face.den all yer hair wud absorb da farkin bubble tea to nartz!disabled child!wit ppl like u....i wud wish u were one of da iran twins!dey deserve to live.....not u hairy munkee!
ok den on dat sunday helped kim spray his RXZ bike all black.suspension white.windscreen transparent red.tiz look better den before.wan n sum other mat was there.dat mat was so abang abang type.n he dint do anythin wrong so i shall not criticize him dat much.
but sumtimes i cant help it but to say fark U muthafarkin matz!whoa!i juz spotted sumone good lookin.wow....sheez hot.both body n face.agh!drool drool drool.hahakhz!iizel wud be mad.aniway she left oraidi......
den cums monday which is today.
narthin much.juz got to noe dat for my business studies lecturer is great.
he talks vivid, understandable n dusnt make u sleep.well....i was about to snooze away aniway juz now.coz i dint get enuf sleep last nite due to research.stop lookin lah!how many times do u wana look at my screen.wah!!!!i think diz is da longest entry ive written.so good luck u guys n endure.went n repeat my foundation year history tutorial.great teacher too.fun.was slightly nervous wen i joined in wit da first year freshies.dey were all havin da curious face wunderin y im in their class.well....im in third year n im repeatin my first year history....haha!
there was another grl who had to repeat too....but sheez second year.sheez so cute but her huge mole under her nose brought her beauty down.n everytime she turned around to talk to me....da first thing il look at is her mole.MOLEE MOLEE!hhahaha....oklah...bcoz u're cute....i wunt criticize u dat much!
sheez also beri friendly.she keepz turnin around n talkin to me.lurv her smile.but i dunch noe her name...damn!gerl....if u're readin diz....which i dunch think u're.....pls if u hav da money or skill...pleez get rid of dat mole....it helps.hope tiz not frm birth.coz natural moles since birth is actualli a small particle of shit frm yer momma's rectum....hhaha.n it grows bigger n bigger in time.hakz!well dats actualli my theory.20 mins more till iizel cums out frm her lecture.wow!i lurv diz song!!!!flight of da bumblebee....da new version...remixed.....go download it guys.n war!!!can we cover flight of da bumblebee....it wud be farkin amazing....jaws will drop dude!erm now i think il wait till iizel cums here.she said not to leave diz spot.so il juz surf sum more.or maybe do sum research.......yeah rite!!!!!!!
toodlez!
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