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heya.
sori for d late entry.
been real depressed coz of my hair.
a horrible haircut for 20bux.
10bux for d cut...another 10 for d wash which he didnt tell me twas 10bux.
if dats d case den i'd open a freakin shop dat washes hair.not a bad idea at all.
bad hair.
sigur ros rawks!
good weather.
d lil kid who went missing....found dead.poor thing.
job hunting.
offered to hav my own design n merchandise company line.
i love d weather.
starving as hell granny guardin d kitchen.
me punk band gonna b 4piece.lookin for guitarist who can play emo punk.
i love the weather.
or hav i said dat already?
haloween was ok.
dj psuedo's set for sex in space was awesome!
got to taboo again n enjoyed wit a portion of evar legna.
n as usual alot of finks twinks sprites ther.
made new fren...a model booker n banker...kenji...he showed us around d whole of maxwell road club scene.
kewlness.
maybe am gonna check out geylang the hari raya bazaar.
heard dey sellin stussy praying mats n obeygiant trucker one metre high songkoks(muslim party hats).
dey ran out of stocks for nike air trainer chapals(muslim traditional flipflops dat aches ur feet) n jack daniels monogram printed tudong(head scarfs).
all while stocks last.
so yeah who wanna go geylang check out wit me?tag ait!or sms.
d muslims sharing their festive season wit d indians...hari raya n deepavali.
lord sheeva aka scary spice...collaborating with allah aka the great invisible.
or izzit a battle of two gods?
diz 11thnovember...catch two gods battle each other in an action adventure horror thriller suspense intense hilarious comedy bout two gods.THE GOD'S TALE!coming soon to a cinema near u.
parental guidance is advised.
ok lets stop promotin religion n head over to bonus round.
bonus round different today.
so 'bare' wit it....coz we;re gonna talk bout body parts.
kewl things to do to ur dick:
-poke a pin into d peehole.go deeper inside.....slowly.
-go to a prata shop, strip down n slap ur dick on d big hot flat fryin pan..n say u ordered prata konek.(core-neck)*dick in malay.d indian prata man will understand malay better coz dey find their language too hard n meaningless.
-light up ur dick wit a lighter as if its a cigarette n c whether heat contracts ur peehole or expands it.
-place ur weenie at d doorway n slam d door...if it bounces ajar.slam it shut.its possible trust me.
-place ur weenie at d door hinge n swing d door open.
-snip 2cm from d tip of ur penis wit a blunt scissors.
-if too rubbery n stubborn, use a sharp scissors.
-slap dick on broken glass repeatedly.
-using a staple gun, staple tip of dick to one of ur thighs.
-filet ur dick into half so u can staple d other one to the other thigh.
-let it b soft, n try make a knot.if possible try a deaddoubleknot.
-use d thinnest metal string from d guitar n quick slice d tip of ur tommy horizontally.
-now do it vertically.
-or simply strum d guitar wit ur dick forcefully.
-place ur dick under a leg of a chair n ask sumone to sit on it.
-force it in a chick's mouth till she chokes n eventualli having her biting it wit great pressure n speed.
-using d same tube camera doctors use to push into d nostrils to c wats goin on inside, force it into ur peehole.
-staple ur peehole shut.
-tear open peehole wit fingernails, thus enabling u to flip it inside out.(like how u flip ur eyelids to scare d kids)
-put in small grains of broken ceramic or sand into peehole.
-lie flat on a thousand nails facing down.
-open cover of standing fan...switch it on n place dick in d rotatin blades.
-place dick in an active food blender.
-do a prince albert.
-tie a carbon fibre string around d tip till it cuts, bleeds n drops.
-sew ur peehole shut.
-cement ur peehole n force pee or ejaculate.
too much of dicks penises weenie.
lets move on to
kewl things to do to a vagina:
-lick d dry ones fuck d wet ones!
cheers already matey!
my craps getting lamer n boring!
if it was lame try diz:
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the
air with your right hand. It is said your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it....those who can do it, ure wit me dunt worry.those who cant im sorry ure juz spastic.go enrol urself at sum special schools yah.or sell tissues at newton n keep appearin every 10minutes as a different person: an indian man, lydia lum lookalike wit a blind melon i mean man, a one armed trooper, and another indian man.
well if d school still bores you,
checkout shaun of the dead 7/10.
shark tale 7.5/10
donnie darko 6.5/10
shriek if u know what i did last friday the 13th 5/10.
not another teen movie 7/10
stuck on you 8/10
if dats still lame wait for next entry.
yawwwnnzzz!!im off.
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06