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ive got terrible jokes for u guys!
i was so bored roamin town dat it juz came up to me.as lame as i am, this jokes are worse.so enjoy.first of all im gonna start on my first one.its d best so i tell it first.im gonna tell u d best joke ever......here it goes......indians.
now for d second joke...
the palestians kidnapped 4 people from singapore n diz 4 coincidentally happened to b a malay mat(mutt), a chinese man, a eurasian lad n an indian.
osama den says "one by one 4 of u hav to come up here n tell a joke.if everybody larfs, u will be spared n returned to where we kidnapped you....or else il behead u."
so d chinese stepped out n told a freakin humorous joke.everyone larfed.even osama himself cant stop larfing.everyone larfed except d malay mat.so as promised without hesitation, the chinese man was beheaded.d indian guy den stepped up n told another funny joke.everyone larfed...except for d malay mutt.the indian man's head was sliced in an instant.den it was the eurasian's turn.
but b4 he even wanted to start on his joke, d malay mutt larfed.
osama den asked, "MAT!Y D HELL ARE U LARFING?"
the mat replied, "haha!the chinese man's joke was funny!!"
heh.erm i was supposed to tell u another joke but i forgot.sorri guys.
anyways...hello all!!
things hav been steamy, these few days.aint gonna tell ya tho.heh.
all i can say is dat...it has broken my 8mths curse.yupz!n loving it too.
by d way, my entries are all harsh, lame n stoopid...i may come out wit racial discrimnation, ol folks hatred, nasty descriptions of people and animals, crap dat makes sense n crap dat dunt make sense at all n other filthy stuffs...diz is d onli place where i can let it all out.if its too impolite or uneasy for u, i apologise ait...but please do come again for more.so for d newcomers pls b lenient n juz take it as entertainment.this may also go to all of u readers n boring bloghoppers.the hazards are real but this is entertainment...i discriminate, insult n make a fool out of others n myself coz i noe im not perfect n no one else is.n bout god n religion...hmmmz...go figure.to me...religion is the road to the aftermath of death.the mysteries of wats gonna happen wen u die.everyone ponders bout diz question but no one has proof.well, u wanna noe, u juz hav to die to find out.but how do we find out without having to die?well....every religion has its own perception on death n its aftermath...so choose one religion n believe hard dat it will happen.dats not all on wat i think religion is...i hav a whole lot of things to discuss on this extremely sensitiv topic.sum mite like it...sum wudnt...so i will onli go on wen im askd.
movin on to tv.singapore idol is so annoyin...full of ppl who deliberately join just to be as foolish as william hung...u guys are so dry.please stop.but d original ones like d whisper song from d first aaudition was realli freakin funny.i larfed out 4drops of urine..good shit.fyi, d lemon tree singer got in...my fren claimed.
"go download malaysia idol..."a suggestion frm a fren.
oh yah...got kicked out of zouk.well i was banned from there actualli a month ago...n ive tried enterin again...well succeeded once but d last time i tried n lied, 7 bouncers chased me out..kewlness.i passed d ic checkpoint where a bouncer den told me to open my bag for a check.den diz bouncer came up to me n asked for my ic.i passed it to him n he was like, "r u zouk very daring winner?"...i was like..."waddahell is zouk very daring?".he den called d other bouncers n discussed in a huddle.after my bag was checkd, i was den ready to get a UV chop on my arm wen another huge bouncer came up to me n asked"u sure ure not zouk very daring winner?".den i was like "sir, i dunt noe wad d hell u're talkin about...zouk..wat darin wat very d daring?wad is dat?"...bouncer den askd "hav u heard of zouk very daring?",,,den i replied..."no.wat is it about?"d bouncer, frustrated, gave me back my ic n askd me to proceed wit d chop.i was reliefed n walked a few steps to d arm chop wen one of d bouncers who knows me shouted..."HEY!ZO
UK VERY DARING!!!"
i gulped a huge lump of saliva n made a u turn n headed for d exit.3 bouncers tried to grab me while i slipped thru d wide open getaway passage.n den i made a dash.egh!whoever dat bouncer was...d one who shouted my title wit pride, its been great knowin ya!
so i stayed 200metres away from zouk but still in jiak kim street compound till 3am.u shud try it one day...
egh!desiree was ther while i was makin a run from d titans at zouk.shudve given her a hug.anyways happi bday!il giv u a hug nex tym, wen im not a fugitive ait.
ive got a shit tryin to push its way out from my anus.d sensation of endurin it from doin so is so erm....challengin...or izzit juz gay to do dat?my trans fren introduced to me female hormone pills.dey will stop u from ejaculatin sperms.it will make u develop breasts.feminise ur body structure.n my fav part, enlarge n circulise ur ass.im gettin a dozen pills nex month..tiz kewl shit...imagine if d pills wasnt released i d body equalli, u'd hav unbalanced breasts, wher d right side weighs 3kg n d right ones juz a mosquito bite.or ur nipples grow larger n thus wrappin d whole of ur breast till both d nipples touch each other n thus forming a huge nipple.or maybe it changes to pink or maybe hazel brown.maybe d nipples wud turn so black u tot it was a mole.maybe it is a mole but u tot it was a nipple.n hair starts growin out of it...sum curly, sum strait while sum has oil glands oozin out of it.den maybe d mole will change colors wen u scratch it....hard.n wen u pinch it it morphs back into a nipple.or maybe a face of ur best fren..or a celebrity.it'd b so great if ur nipple wud turn into angelina jolie wudnt it?or maybe denise keller?wudnt it b great if ther was no logic in existence n anythin n everythin is possible.n anything dat u thought of wud juz come popping up infront of u?there'll b world peace coz everyone gets watever dey want.n there won't b any problems at all.seriously.wudnt dat b so kewl!?so y in london bridge's name is life diz way?............coz if life started out like dat....alot of things wunt even exist.things like diligence, perserverence, confidence, determination, love, devotion, passion, lust.....ok im startin to crap.shasha zealander long time no hear...suddenly tot of u...muz hav been d word crap.heh...my shit is at d brim...gotta go superhero.
im so bored il make up sumthin lame to enhance d boredom.feed on diz!
music genres..........
metal - angry people
black metal - angry ppl who love satan n hate god
hiphop - sex
french hiphop - butt sex
rnb - love u for sex
hardcore - i just love to b violent
punk - hate politics n govenrment
emo - lets make everythin sad
rock - lets die of drugs n bcum legends
sentimental - lets make love hurt
classical - try to play diz!
symphony - lullaby
jazz - groove
dance(club music) - lets go silly
dance like crazy in clubs n nobody cares but wen u dance in public, it wud seem so funny n u'd onli realize how ugly n silly u look while dancing.
so sleepy liaoz!
gotta get more sleep.
dun wanna dark rings developin around my eyes.dat will turn into moles n den hair starts comin out of it n den..................................................
oh...n d hairstylist at coslab westmall.....ure so farkin cute!
Past Fairytales
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pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
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