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HEY GUYS!
i noe coco pops mascots dunt smoke...but my fren does.look at how kewl he smokes.he cuts hair too.n he can cut good.for appointments please email d msn contact above...this advertorial was brought to u by herfiz d barber.now lets move on to BASTARD THEORY!

HEY HEY!!!!
kewl movies now showing on screen.
SAW 2 is a must catch....i repeat....SAW 2 is a must catch!!!
one of the most intense through intelligence movie yet.brutally flavoured, edge of d sit trauma.Narnia is none the less.Chronicles of Narnia : The lion, the witch and the wardrobe....but if u wanna catch Narnia.....do watch the prequel first...the 1998 classic The Chronicles of KANINA : The Blind, The Bitch and the Soap.

Only selected cinemas are allowed to screen KANINA coz of its complexity.its too adultish.talkin bout classic movies....most of dem are crap so y even talk bout dem....lets continue talkin bout new movies.new movies are NEW!!!!

now lets head on to erm yeah....MUSIC!
new bands who hav put in their years n passion into music...before makin it into the market...n having fans who actually buy their cds....in number one spot on the "Top 3 Underground bands Goin Overground" Dec 2005...we have the Valeries Of Incognito.Formed by 3guys and a confused camel wearing glasses, they spray confetti into the wonderful world of indie.With heart to heart felt lyrics and modernistic cries of the fake british accents, they made their way up to d number one spot.

Formed by their frontman, Frontman Fil, who wud always like to be the one infront and cigarette boy, Fizzy Whore he'd like to b called.They started out as a two piece band wearing two piece costumes n using two piece instruments....but wen dey realized dat its not werkin out, they started to search for more band members.So they adopted, Syook d bo-ball and made him d drummer...and d camel who thinks he's a human, and got him to play with himself.together, they wreck d streets of Raffles City,....with their indie-ish songs all d way to this month's number one.

If theres a number one...there'l always be number two.n on d number two spot is the two men band jekyll n hyde.well not exactly two men but perhaps a men n a lady, who are twin siblings but from different mothers.well den again theyre not quite twins are they.but ppl see dem to be...sumhow.

with kewl down tempo sounds of d urban and the vague metropolis, the duo, herf van jekyll and daniela hyde, jazzed it up with their self titled album all d way to number two.n

n if theres number two, there'l b..?.......YES! NUMER 3!!!!!!!ok wait ive spelt dat wrongly...NUMBER 3!!!!n wat a coincidence to be in number three as a trio!!!!its a coincidence!oh my!not fate!coz we at bastard theory we dunt believe in fate.coz fate is a four letter word which starts from d letter F.....erm...anyways, yeah this trio consisting of triplets from d same mother n father n maybe grandparents climbed their way to the 2nd runners up spot with their weird experimental psychadelically mentally distorted experimental of all sorts of noise n loop samples n sounds.

with every meaning dey can find to represent each track in their album, self titled, Triple Schizophrenic Sundae, they create d wildest most abstract and unnatural sounds ever to be heard by an average human beings ears.There you go!!the top 3 "Underground going Overground" bands of dec 2005.do catch us next month for other new bands, which we're currently waiting for them to record in good quality sound.those bands who did not make it...like The Elevator Music People...

continued their passion in doing other things...like givin away pamphlets or sumthin.

Lets pledge a digress n take it to d test...with campaigns.erm ok.Hav u ever lied before in ur life?If u said u never, den u have lied.n to stop encouraging lies......WE ENCOURAGE HONESTY!with the new BE HONEST campaign, we hope dat everyone wud juz stop lying!n with these poster ads, we hope to build a lie-free society.

Have you seen these posters in d bus, bustops n trains?yeah?if u said yes, den u hav alot of discipline to do with your lying control box.coz we havent put up these posters yet.itd be up onli after our posters get accepted by the ministers watsoever.

the 2nd campaign dats been brewing around is the "Proud of how u look" campaign.

These ads hope to make other ppl be proud of their beauty n ugliness or however dey think dey look like.We dunt noe whether it'll werk on those stubborn low self esteem minds but we'll juz try put dem up anyway.

i think dats enuf news for diz weeks entry...remember...dunt lie, n feel good bout urself.ure not d worst thing in d world so dunt think ure d most unluckiest, most depressing, most sickly, ugliest looking, smelliest, useless hopeless shit ever to b born on the face of this earth.start feeling good bout urself n dunt care wat others say bout u...well maybe care a bit...but not too much.n with originality, it brings out character....n dats wats important.n with characters, u can make movies like Chronicles of Kanina or sumthin...or even kiss your loved ones.n make sparks fly in all directions.


CHEERS N ADIOS AMIGOS LOS BURITTOS!

2005-12-12
7:53 a.m.
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