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but hey!we aint the ones who always make others wait yah.lets talk about those who'd always make bad punctuality, "fashionable" or shud we say FARKIN ANNOYABLE!

So much talk bout women.Happiness with women.Heartbreaks with women.Lovin women.Losing women.*sigh*
Every single one of us has made mistakes with women. We've been
conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction. We've made fools of
ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt.
We've wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after
women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten.
But do we learn from our experiences? No. Every time we think it's
going to be different. We think if we just try harder, or do one
little thing differently, the result will change.

Well, it's not going to change. If you keep pursuing the same kind of
woman, you'll just get your heart broken over and over again.

Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be
one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch-dating:

1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by
men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his
testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are
angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male
"patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these
absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all
treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can
easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their
penises." Avoid her at all costs.

2- Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate
in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just
because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for
drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels
absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a
whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with
gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since
she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in
getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very
"nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

On to Miss Romance, Elusive and Angry

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies
and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours
flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment,
Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her
feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life.
The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and
family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that
real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance
will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will,
almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side.
She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been
hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages
new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be
one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you,
but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over
again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt
with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What
you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all
calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a
relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with
her.

5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the
male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every
man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as
a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them
have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment
like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and
screaming, stay away.

6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice,
accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't
take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day,
asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just
wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's
attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the
alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively
agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone
better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female
world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans
poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if
they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss
Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed,
and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they
imperiously strut through the world.

On to 5 more women you have to avoid at all costs

8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on
herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no
matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish,
self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's
little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the
company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her
girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now.
She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got
a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

10- Miss Jekyll/Hyde
She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men.
Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're
hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth
comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding,
greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she
doesn't get her way.

11- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with
anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity.
Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who
enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and
sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like
bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because
she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll
dump you in a heartbeat.

12- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of
your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk
to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if
you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream,
pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and
succumb to her demands.

you've been warned!

These are some of the worst of them. Obviously, there are some good
women out there who share only portions of these negative qualities.
But it's always best to be on the lookout for the Misses listed above.

we're just advising...dun worry...we still think women are great.yeah u guys are realli realli great.,..wad wud we ever do without you women..............erm soap n palm?

anyways in tribute of women who has made our perspective of life more beautiful....even tho uve been biting us as hard.......

or even if u guys hav hurt us as much as this.............

we wud like to say....we love you!!!
how much do we love you?!
we'll show you!

so yeah, we at bastard theory love u guys so much, here's your reward...a token of appreciation

....charlize theron had her award at the grand grab-me ceremony......y not u?will smith wished he had our award, but no can do mr smith...we aint hitchin wit ya....not even if u switch.so do drop us an email if u wanna claim yer award of appreciation specially from d clean fruitful ever so sweet n charming guys of bastard theory.

we cant wait to show our gratitude towards u....women...our wonderful opposite partners that have always been ther for us through thick n thin.

oh yeah...talkin bout thick n thin.....dun worry...our awards come in sizes too yah.so there'll always b a perfect fit for every individual women..this ones triple xtra large..and see how happy she is after receiving her award.