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hey guys...we hav a guest from "Life's Full Of Shit" life planning and thinking programme, who's gonna giv a lil talk on erm improving urself.
so put ur hands together, but dunt clap...juz put dem together....for mr.goodytwoshoes!
hi im mr goodytwoshoes. firstly we'd like to thank bastard theory for allowing us a few spaces in this entry.we greatly appreciate it.without them, we wunt hav d chance to share the good things in life to u guys.today we're gonna giv u a preview on communication.as u noe communication is righteously important.
Communication is essential for a marriage, or any relationship for that matter, to work. Without effective communication and conflict management, two people who have the best intentions for each other may still end up emotionally distant.
There was a story about a couple who was filing a divorce. The man filing the divorce told the lawyer that he just hated the breakfast meal that his wife often prepared for him. In response, the wife said that she only prepared the meal because she thought it was her husband's favourite. Truth was, she hated doing it because it was so difficult to prepare! She endured the inconvenience out of love for her husband. It only came to such an ugly outcome because neither of them took the initiative to speak their minds.
Now why would people prefer to keep their complaints and criticisms to themselves? It's because they do not want to be rejected. Most, people, if not all, would like to be accepted and to be perceived as likeable in the eyes of others. So can you get your message across without hurting their feelings?
You can start by substituting negative statements with positive ones. For example, instead of saying "You don't understand, u piece of fuck" say "Let me explain...u nice lil fucky thing." Instead of remarking "You're wrong, u stupid fuck." say "Allow me to clarify, u clever piece of pretty shit." Instead of stating "You idiotic fucklet!You failed to say," just mention "Perhaps this was not stated, in ur piece of lard."
There are certain words that affect a person more negatively in comparison with other words that have the same meaning. Nothing could be more pleasing to the ear than hearing someone else say that you are right. In this case, be prepared to let other people know that you respect their opinions. You may add your comments at the end, but acknowledge them first.
Say:
"You're right, although..."
"Great suggestion, however..."
"I agree with your opinion, however..."
"I would feel the same way if I were you, although..."
"I understand your situation, however?"
Reassure your counterpart that the decision made will benefit both parties. People need to feel that they have made the right choice.
Communication is a gift. Learn to use it wisely for the health of your relationships.
I thank you for ur time.
I realli appreciate this talk wit u guys.till we mit again.
back to u bastard theory....
everyone giv a round of applause for mr.goodytwoshoes...k kewl.
hmmm...communication...i think we're good at it....
wat we're realli realli bad at is punctuality.n we're sorri about dat.we've been busy...same ol alibi every entry.we're realli sorri we arent dat creativ to come out wit a new excuse.thousand apologees to our followers.k
now we move on to our nex segment...
history repeats itself....
History Repeated
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Pope Died.
In Year 2005...which is this year.
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.
In the future, if Prince Charles decides to
re-marry or Liverpool needs another European
crown ... please get ready massive fireworks n book for d best food caterings to celebrate d popes death.
now over to our nex segment...jokes.
we spotted diz joke in sum magazines n we think its realli kewl.
so here u go...
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old
woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned
her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box,
but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was
time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he
found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He
asked her about the contents.
"When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the
secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with
him two times in all those years of living and loving.
He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?" "Oh," she said, "that's the money I made
from selling all the dolls.
oh n because we were so hard up on women on our last entry....heres a prayer we've written for u chicks to recite, juz to balance things up a bit.
A Prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods; because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death
ok dats fair enuf yah.dunt get too celebrative now....
this entry is a bit too soft yah....we're sorri....we're goin thru a very emotional period of our lives n it happens dat all of us at bastard theory are experiencin it together at d same period of tym...how kewl is dat.
so we shall move on to our next skit....a few good quotes.
in diz segment we giv u a few good quotes....its pretty simple actualli....we giv u d quotes...u juz hav to read dem n understand....we will not be responsible for misunderstandings of d quotes.
quotes are copyrited n are properties of bastard theory....if quotes are seen used or shown anywher else without d official approval of the bastardtheory team, extreme actions will be taken....so here it is....
"True love knows no fear. If you believe in something beautiful, then
it is always worth the risk. For only those who are brave enough to
risk getting hurt are the only ones who find their true destiny. Those
who are afraid of what love brings never find it, and only those who
are not afraid of getting hurt are the ones who keep it."
yeah yeah...we admit it.
we are extremely emotional.
everyone is.
we wunt b havin any pics for diz entry for we did recieve complaints from Ministry of Health dat d pics shown here over stimulates d human body n may cause loss calibration of uncontrolled shock and anxiety.dats worse den poking a pin thru ur peehole yah.
so pleez excuse us for juz dis entry...we'll get u great exciting bitch ass kewl freakin pics for our next entry....so wait for it yah.....we'l try make every entry punctual diz tym round....cheers chalo chow!
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