Contact Me

Am

Freelance Graphic Designer Photographer Digital Imaging Artist Mural Artist Model Video Director

Credits

From not being paid a month plus salary to losing all of our past designs since we first started using photoshop.....all gone.

DO NOT TRUST MAXTOR PRODUCTS!

we were always careful when it comes to external hardrives...but it was just our luck that fate has already written in that smuckerin bitch of a book to mysteriously corrupting the files from our very very fuckin huckle-very finch of a hardrive, thus dissallowing us to get a portfolio ready to enable the brilliant possibility of getting a PAID FULL TIME DESIGN JOB!

now now...lets not get angry over the way life works. we at bastard theory don't practise such things.we do it d smart way.lets disfigure other ppls face as if its their fault!first up february issue of the bastard theory.MAKEOVER SESSION!!!!!!

OH WOW DAT FELT SO GOOD!

...and the last makeover for this issue wasnt done by us but by this canadian kid.we phoned up suzie mccoy and asked her how she would vent her anger and diz was what she sent back.

congratulations Suzie!u won urself a free Bastard theory hamper worth of bastard theory and Silentfall merchandise.like as if u wud want dem...yeah but we'll just giv dem to ya.at least u'll hav a proper canvas to scribble on.

moving on.....
to one of d few local trance djs that we superhumanely respect,
going by d name of effen.
a smashing trance resident at club dxo.
playin his last set as his final fractal flight at dxo b4 moving on to being signed by an american label.kudos dude!we at bastard theory bow down to u, the music u create, makes all of our sexual organs agitate.n just because you were more euphoric than most of the recreational drugs produced nowadays, we slap you back with some designs that you might like...u shud like it coz ure in all of them.
njoy!

oh and those of u who wanna checkout effen's stuff, go to effinitive.com or checkout his myspace at

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8206574

Oh!sorri the last one's not effen.
Tiz a sketch done by one of our most respected designers EDUARDO RECIFE.

good ey?yeah we think so too.

we at bastard theory dunt practise prejudice in genders, so we would also like you guys to check out DJ LICK.

playing a wide range of breakbeats, progressive house and a diluted mix of drums and bass and uptempo goa.a whole huge strange variety up her sleeve.isn't she just wild.she'll be playing over at zouk next week sunday.so don't miss d chance yah!yeah we do respect her of coz...sheez pretty.

oh yeah...hav u tasted the new limited edition nutella yet?enemiko collaborated with ferrero to create the ultimate tasting nutella that will tingle your clits n heads.

no?havent heard of it?bcoz it was so hard to get d rare ingredients to make d limited edition Daniela Nutella, dey onli sold one bottle n we bought it.sorri.n yes it tasted so damn freakin YUMMY!

Do you like to sit?
YEAH?!
scientists from university of monash did a survey and concluded dat 99% of human beings love to sit.d remaining are just not able to.such a tough research dat was ait.scientists nowadays....dey wud find out almost about anything.yeah so where were we...aaah...sitting down....u love it rite?we wud like to recommend you this band then.with their first self titled album, the sitdowns has compiled for you 15 of their most glorious indie cries and patriotic reasons for sitting down. if u love sitting down?u'll love the sitdowns!

check dem out yah!u can order their cd by emailin to enemiko@hotmail.com......cds are at $15 each.buy two at onli $25.buy 3 n we'll start to wonder why.order now and u'll get their promotional cd free.

the whole sofa series.so mail ur order now!

its dat time of d month again....
THe SOMETIMES I LOOK LIKE THIS SECTION!
n in this months section, Endra has won a spot to be famous for one whole month with his celebrity face we call, SOUR SOMETHING!

Endra has won himself fame.everyone loves fame.so if u wanna win fame, do send us a pic of u or ur frends whom u think cud fit d spot for SOMETIMES I LOOK LIKE THIS section in march to enemiko@hotmail.com.....

last but not least.

a word from d vocalist of emocore band, Silentfall.
"to those who already placed orders for d purchase of our tshirts...a huge grand fuckin thank you for ur support.we will commence mass delivery on wednesday.wear dat tshirt proud!happy days!"
heres sumthing beautiful.

and bjork lookalike!cute ey?>wait till u live with her...sheez an army of her own