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Things u should do in an elevator!!!! do it guys!!!il love u for it!ive tried sum of it.. 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" hello people of asia.
people of europe and america.
the dwellers of africa.
n d frozen peaks of shannon elizabeth.
welcome back to my sooper webbie of nonsensical logic and delerious pervertigos....n some other song recommendations n bitchins.
n sum job vacancies...n erm sum sum.
go n freakin listen to emo instrumental post rock bands like explosions in d sky, mogwai,godspeed u black emperor, american analog set, and last days of april(wit vocals).
set ur mood to grey skies n sit back into surrealism and tranquility.
thanks to sean for d recommendations.
neways, skool is as usual.classmates are brainiest kids on weed, d only lovely being in my class is d prettiest among them all.wit her face as gentle as the bristles on my toothbrush, wit skin as smooth as a colgate extra white toothpaste, n voice of a tender gardenia soft white bread.so good u can even eat her on its own.she has eyes dat murmurs upon d screamin sunlight dat shines upon her every mornin, wit cosmetics so light, u wunt get fat lickin it off her face everyday.sheez d gal whom i can onli describe as i still dunt noe her damn freakin name.d way she moves from table to table askin for her blue pilot stylus pen makes my nose bleed a million green boogies....n a thousand brown n wet ones....those dat produce a deep stench wen u play around wit it by rollin it wit ur thumb and index finger.d way she moves also makes me wanna steal more of her blue stylus pen so dat she'll come to my desk n ask me again n again n again for it....n all il answer is.."i dun hav it."oh d beauty of stealing.tiz so addictive.till i get ur name, ur nember, ur kiss, n ur grasp, il return u ur pens n forgive u for losing dem all.
ait...shane, gavin n a chinese guy wit no name came into my classroom juz now..dey didnt recognise me until d 4th time shane came in again to hav a closer look at me.d tattoo on his head cant be seen no more for his hair has grown.haha..n he looks like a goat.but i envy them for dey hav passed graduation n got a freakin diploma.damn!n dey even walked across d skool compound while smokin, at 3 freakin pm, where ther were alot of students roamin around d canteen lookin at dem smoke n jawdroppin.
now now....one of d reasons to be happy bout is dat, todd was given a chance, one opportunity, one shot, to gather d craziest bunch of jackasses he knows, n shoot silly n embarrassing acts in the street, disturbin d peace, and creatin wholesome clips of stunts and clumsiness.n he asked me to join his crew...kewlness.thanks todd.d catch is, if d so called "big guy" loves our stuffs, we are gonna be sold to either mtv or any channels out ther who wud love jackass to be in their slots.oober kewlness!!if diz goes all good, im gonna be on tv!!!!wooohoo!!!
goodness gracious great balls of scrotum!but d down thing is, i dunt get to be extreme and my specialised categories like disgust n pain are out.onli things dat is larfable n embarrassin.i can live wit dat...theres a whole lot of ideas sproutin n partying thru my mind now...cudnt wait to let out all my ideas for d acts.egh!!!tiz gonna be sooper kewl!!!agh im so excited!!!i cant stop smilin now.!!!awww-yeah!
2nd thing to b happy about is dat...d lecturer loves my idea for my design print assignment.weee!!!hey acceptance is hard to get ait in design industry...n i never got accepted for my idea...n diz is d 1st tym...lets celebrate.YEAH!
ok...3rd thing ti b happy bout is erm...erm...oh yah..if u guys wud look at d tagboard....i hav a secret admirer!!!hello!how r u?how old r u?hav u eaten?showered yet?hav u lookd at a distance to prevent myopia?
now d down thing...i watched viva la bam....both d seasons...n now i hav nothin to watch!!!!agh!!!!wat am i gonna do?oh yeah...brandon' askd me to dread his freakin hair...will try to whack myself to doin it on friday ait...call me immediately after ur class before i get all itchy n go out.
people people...goto http://www.asiapacificadfest.com/01welcome/tvc_best.htm
freakin kewl advert.
now im gonna sing a song i specially wrote to d gal whom i admire in my class.
baby baby bay-beh!!!
from the day I saw you
I really, really wanted to catch your eye
There’s somethin’ special ‘bout you, I must really
like you
‘Cause not a lot of gals are really worth my type, oh,
no
Ooh, baby, baby, it’s gettin’ kinda crazy
‘Cause you are takin’ over my mind
And it feels like ooh...
But I don’t know ur name
(in d tune of u dont noe my name by alicia keys)
kewlness...
now i dedicate d nex song to my secret admirer....so secret...i dunno who she is.who arh?dunno?oooh mystery...scary.jengjengjeng...
ok here it goes..
o secret admirer
u very d secret
u very d good
u very invisible.
i c u in tagboard
u make me excite
but den u too secret
my excite is go down
o secret admirer
u ask question
is it to answerd
or juz a question dat ther juz to make suspension n tension.coz i like thrilling episode.
n i like secret admirer.
oh yes i do.oooh ooh
hey secretiv admirer.
how secret can u b.
to secret away.
from d secret world.
of secrets./....
hello secret admirer.
can u not be so secret.
if u so secret...
how can i admire u back?
sumtimes secret is idiot.
sorri i call u idiot.
dunt tell anyone.
lets make dat a secret.
n ur admiration will b a secretful admiration too.
nice ait....
anyways....d new modified song for diz years national day sung by shanice...d english version dat is....is soooo nice!if onli shanice was my age....grrrr...r u my secret admirer shanice?
anyways...evisu boutique at wisma atria is looking for full timers.pay is around 1000 - 1200.onli cute n punk rawk chix are welcome.tudong punks pls apply at al-evisu.kewl place to werk at...kewl pay..n easy job..juz stare at ppl make dem uneasy n criticise dem under ur breaths wit things like "u got money or not to pay...no money get out".pls sms me if ure interested.
n a restaurant opposite the concourse building called LAL QEELA needs a part timer pleasant lookin waitress.its a north indian restaurant..chilled job wit pay of 6/hr.all kinds of chix welcome.
any of deez job applications interests u, pls sms me at 90040438.ait?
sean wanna set up an instrumental emo indie post rock band.we're lookin for members who are interested, who plays any sort of instrument to book an audition.sms me at 90040438..n il hook up an appointment wit mr sean.
brandonska is lookin for his 3 lost horn players.pleez return back his calls n giv mercy to d poor guy.sms me at 90040438 for counsellin on dismemberin and depression after a band breakup.
anyone interested to buy an electric guitar?its red and black n uses electricity to play.strings can strum n d knobs at d end can turn both clockwise and anti clockwise directions.sms 90040438.
anyone who knows d name of d gerl in my class pls feel free to tell me.guesses are welcome.sheez chinese so come up wit a logical guess ait.pls type name in tagboard.
*these job applications, band informations n such are real...seriously...not one of my "scroll down" meaningless shit...please believe me.i never is lying to u.serious.never will i do such thing like dat to u.is bad thing to do that bad thing.i dunt do it, so u dunt do it also.lies are bad n naughty.bluffs are naughty onli...not dat bad.but not all naughty things are bad.a naughty chick isnt bad at all.be naughty all u wan.i dun care.i can b naughty wit u too.but dunt go over naughty.tiz belly denjelllers!
damn its 4am n im still not asleep.
deez indie instrumental rock is realli makin me go half past emo.aaaaaah...
by d way, milfs are naughty.but onli wen u choose good milfs.choose a bad one n ur barney will be so naughty n stubborn it wunt get stiffy.
let diz b a warning to u...be wise wen choosing a milf...u'll never noe wen dey'll come in handy.
quote of d week:having too many frenz means high chances of havin too many enemies.
diz quote scares u dunt it?well, if u aint good wit commitments n responsibilities...d quote will b all true to ya.
n sms-s bout forwarded message by d 3 networks in singapore, starhub, singtel n m1...is so annoyin...how can u guys believe it...deyre just ther for u guys to send more sms n thus dey will earn more money out of yer bills.so if u think u'd win 200bux for 10 sms-s dat u sent, think again.....wud it b better if u'd get 200 milfs instead of 200 bux?!.,.........................no rite?so sent anyway...
anyway, catch great shows on arts central every thursdays...
11:30 the sketch show
12:05 allo allo
12:55 the kumars
trust me...they're great comedies dat will leave u larfin to ur self d nex mornin durin d journey to work or skool, juz by rememberin dem....n den go tell ur frenz dat u watchd deez shows n let dem tell their frenz n their frenz frenz n by den d whole singapore wud b watchin d shows...n who noes...nex year baybeats is not gonna b music but d bands n spectators gather juz to discuss bout d jokes in d shows recommended above...anythin is possible ait.
i think dats all for 2nite.
i nid a dozen mosquito coils for my room balls!freakin mosquitoes biting me to bitch n penises!
to those people wit bad hair days....i feel ya.ure not alone.call me if u wanna talk bout it.im free all day all nite marianne.down by d seaside sifting sand.so call me anytime anywher wit d vidal sassoon collection.if u dun look good, we dunt look good.
adrianna lima....sleep tite hunnz.we go out 2 disneyland 2morro ait?i wanna go get on d new ride called d missionary.dun worry, il pay for yer entry.its better den d tunnel of love for sure.
n to d people who made d people into people of d people, people....cheers sweet things!...except for my classmates....3/4 of dem wear braces n an irritatin one who always brings her laptop to skool even though d lecturer asks for hand drawn sketches.stoopid mangosteen!
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