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jackass events.
2nd september 2003
kimus spritsels me n later joined by zan..(spritsel's gf)
1st show:guppy gulping.
turns out to be more like guppy biting.
objective:kimus and i choose a female n male guppy respectively.poot it in our mouth and bite it.crunch it and munch on it.
result:success.....da bite produced a bitter liquid which made me vormiti....i think i bit dee eye.....da guppy entered my throat and was still kickin about.
2nd show:ash sucker.
a leftover lollipop left by i dunno who...placed in an ash tray full of cig butts and ash.....rol da lollipop.marinate it in ash.....and suck.
result:still tasted da lollipop *sweet* but da ash made me cough out black puke.
3rd show:orange juicer
more like smashing oranges.dint hav enuf cash to buy a pumpkin or a watermelon so we bought oranges.big hard ones....kimus threw at me twice. first 2 times missed.hit ma shoulder blades.fark.den spritsels threw a perfectly aimed shot rite in da middle of me chest.farni sight.den i pulverised one more at kimus' big brown ass.made it splash and splatter like cum on ass in a porno movie...
after dat...spritsels ate his own nose poo....he said it tasted sour
4th show:force vormit of the day
so called soup of the day.....but onli diff iz dat da soup isnt clam chowder....its vormit.
result:sat at long john silver cineleisure....kimus spritsels and zan force puked themselves in a medium size coke cup....filled half of da cup....with melted ice...smelt like original puke....lookd realli horribel....i drank it.....smelt n tasted like the worst thing that entered my mouth.didnt finish it though....cant endure da smell of roasted almond chocolate, slim jim and indigested chicken fillet combo at ljs wit fries.
5th show:couple fight
more like totally blew it coz it didnt go as planned.spritsels and zan were suppose to create a big fight scene.they were suppose to be screaming loudly and attract full immediate attention.spritsels was suppose to drop down and get pounded by zan.but none of dat happen.
result:total catfight.without da embracings and pulling of hair....only mild scratches.nvm though...previously spritsels ate his own nose poo....dat was sourly disgusting enuf.
6th show:posh pounce
one of kimus' favs.to make a sudden scare to unexpecting moments.there was diz kinda posh restaurant at takashimaya.i think tiz a wine n dine kinda restaurant.they had this huge glass window as its walls.....so outside can see inside and inside can see outside...kimus was suppose to run n bang himself onto da glass window.
result:SUCCESS!he pounced and created a loud THUMP!nearly breaking da glass panel.some of da customers in da restaurant stood up in shock....hahha!
7th show:chill and kill session
chill and kill sessions are common in our epsiodes of jackass where we'll chill and relax and eat while we experiment things on each other.
we chilled at burger king liat towers/.
result:zan tested her strength by slapping spritsels face...also a punishment/revenge for screwing up the copule fight.3 tight slaps on da same cheek.it aint enuf?kimus took a rubber band and stretched it at full force and shot it under spritsels eyes twice.den da last shot was aimed at one of his nostrils which was rather painful.den kimus took my stapler and punched a few stapletes into my left arm.left four tiny holes.thought of doin more but he immediateley took off all of it.zan was practically disgusted bout diz one thinkin bout dee after effects like infections n all dat crap....nah...dun scare me zan.
den zan took my clothes peg....da one u use to clamp yer clothes on the bamboo pole....she clutched it at her bra-less tits and tried to shake it off free.....den after dat spritsels pulled it off juz like dat nearly snapping off da nipple....haha.....imagine if dat wud happen.
8th show:barb roll
modified stapler bullets/stapelets are small barb wires...spread dem onto da floor arnd fifty of dem and roll on dem topless.
result:dis was kimus stunt.he rolled and groaned in pain...haha....kept rolling...making da sharp points bend n poke into his back n front....under da soft beam spot light.....da stapelets stuckd on his skins were like glitters/.spritsels den lifted kimus knee length frm da floor and slammed kimus back down onto da pit of painful stapletes.hahaha....funny skit.
9th show:dead man drag
drag a body down a flight of stairs head first.
result:did it but was rather unsuccessful as yes!its painful...spine breaking and all but wen seen....its not dat painful....FAIL!
10th and final show:escalator going down
between two escalators there is a smooth slide made of a slippery metal surface which i think is aluminium..
i slid....i accidentally brake wit my shoes.....i fell.....thought of falling deliberately but ended up falling accidentally.lucky i didnt get my head stuck on one of da escalator sharp teeth.dat wud be brutal...the others tried but found it lame...so we went home.
join us nex for our jackass session where we will do it in our own HOMEGROUND.a neighbourhood tour!!!we realised dat our neighbourhood is filled with the best props and things to play wit and play on.hahah!!!!catch us this thursday hopefully.....in wdls or maybe other neighbourhood.watever!toodlez!
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06