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sad to c frenz ending their decade of fun and laughter.but cant wait for d new comedy sitcom called joey.starring matt le blanc as joey tribbiani.d exact mixture clone of homer simpson and patrick star.
watched a wholesomeful of movies.here are the sides dished out.
-fear and loathing in las vegas
movie bout MOST of the drugs ever invented.acid lsd, lotsa coke, mary jane, lotsa psychadelic shit goin on...if u trip while watchin diz movie ure gonna get a bad one.for dey show disturbin effects of drugs...n dey abuse dem extreme...well theres johnny depp n cameron diz inside...d whole movies juz weird strange, humorous n filthy.gotta catch it at a download search engine near u.
-training day
denzel washington and ethan hawke.one of d best actors ever existed played roles as cops without d blue uniform n shuggah fillin donuts.movie bout chicanos n niggaz in d street.how nasty the streets are n unsafely disorientated.more bout backstabbings n killin frenz for loads of money juz to survive diz evil world.lies and abuse of power are all wepons of choice in diz movie.great movie!i'd lcik 8black famine fested armpits to watch it again.
-scary movie 3
d usual parody of other movies...my fav part was d way dey did d architect of d matrix spoof.d way he turned d chair..dat was farkd up funny.but d rest was onli tickles.
the white chicks-
hav i done diz b4?if i didnt den erm...yeah...its quite a good show.
ait dats all i think ive watchd...still downloadin traffic n catch me if u can.bourne supremacy isnt the end..tiz a trilogy.last one will be bourne ultimacy or sumthin like dat.
gotta job for like 3days..worked like a bitch for diz wedding which paid 200k for d whole feast.damn rich family hoo owns d best cheese prata in singapore.damn lucky bastards.workin hours are like frm 9am to 4am nex morning.n we dunt get an overtime pay...n dey dunt pay for transport..so id hav to spend like freakin 20bux for 3mornings to get home in a cab.n dat took away like 60bux frm my salary....but fuck it...ive got my 3days pay...its enuf to survive for another month.egh!
im sorri if d design n pics in my blog arent up...or disguised as tiny red crosses....im redesignin it so yeah...
yadda yadda yadda!
obladi oblada!
lets get on wit crap.
if ure crappy n u noe it crap ur pants!
lovely things to do in a cab:
-once ure in d cab, say"uncle bring me to old changi hospital...i wanna rob u."
-sit behind him and keep on tapping his shouler.wen he turns, act as if ure sleeping.
-sit infront and juz mingle wit d aircon n radio switches as if u own d cab.
-sit beside him and point to his side of d window.wen he turns to c wat ure pointing at, reset d meter.preferably done wen ure about to reach ur destination.
-suddenly point to d front n scream "look out!"
-tell him d place ure goin to is not far n u shall direct him.den bring him in circles n eventually ending up at d spot he picked u up.open d door n run.
-say u hav to pick a fren at a certain destination, once reachd, say u havta fetch him.go out and run.let dat certain destination b ur destination.its more fun dat way.
-tell d cab driver ure a pscychic.n wen he asks to prove it, tell him his name n cab number..
-tell him to turn left but u point to d right..
-go in d cab n say "australia please".
-chant d cab drivers name simultaneously while swaying left n rite at d back..
once destination reached, u quickly press d meter n announce d fare,asking d driver to pay.
-dig for mucus n nose wax n smudge it on d rear seats.for the comfort of d next passengers.
-go in a group, fart...n make it look as if its d cab driver.keep whisperin to each other, "i think its d driver".
-sit infront, point to d driver's collar area, wen he looks down, flick his nose up.(kindergarten trick)preferably while his driving fast..
-imitate d engine noise by humming loudly.ascend your volume of hum if possible..
-if asked,by which way u prefer to go,CTE BKE PIE SLE?...say ABC.
-wen d speed bell sounds...scream and panic.
-enter in a group of 8.
-smoke cigarettes in d cab n offer a stick to d driver.
-tickle d cab driver.
-stop a cab, go in....n go out d other door..
-stop a taxi, ask d driver to open d trunk....jump inside n close it.
-enter a cab from far east plaza n tell him u wanna go far east plaza.
lots more....no time....scrotum itchy.wanna go scrub wit extra virgin jasmine oil with tea tree essence of chicken with added extra 3quarter moisturizer with lavendar scent and aromatherapy elements with natural herbs and spices!to all ants, mosquitoes and roaches out there!fuck u fuckin pests!i dislike u!fumakilla!
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06