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Warning:text are contemporary.if u dunt understand wat we bla about, den hopefully d images will kill yer retinals.enjoy.

an announcement first...
this is from our sponsors,
from the experimental grunge fashion from UK/thailand...PLAYHOUND.(located at tangs, Orchard road, Singapore.

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well said well said sponsors!
cudnt hav said it better ourselves.

oh yeah!on d behalf of silentfall, to all d supporters, moshpit enthusiasts n those who listened...BIG F-ING THANK YOU!we greatly appreciate it.means d world to us to c u guys diggin our set.once again, thank you.hope u guys like d stickers n tshirt giveaways!till our next gig.with a massive horde of a line up!

6th may, 2pm till end, IJ studios.

oh we invited our science teacher, Mr Lazarus, over to do a collaboration on a series of photography art.He's one of the most intelligent and knowledgeable beings we've known so far.So we brought him to our office, spiked his drink, cut open his skull, took out his brain and managed to plug it into our servo intra network deluxe...vwalla!we combined science, art, humor and photography into d wonderful world of not so green pastures and happy boys.cheers to those rare moments where u know no one else in the world has already done or gone to!

How i wish there was a device to control noise of a sneeze, reduce d imapct, eradicate d multiplying bacteria and get rid of d small particles of shit wen a fart is nuked.
Are we lack of inventors nowadays?
wher are all our much needed product designers.get to work guys!

la la la!
oh yeah while hummin those three very weird 2 lettered words, i remembered dat im supposed to remind myself remember to tell you guys to have a listen to sum great musicians.so yeah here they are.

The Locust
Grind core doo da dey

Effen
Trippy melodic trance ga ga!

Love at first fight
Post hardcore La di da!

Strayvoice
Post Hardcore Jeng jeng jet!
(if its "not up yet" its coming soon)

next up is some of d artworks done by our in house designer danial enemiko.

artworks are available on sale.

email to enemiko@hotmail.com to purchase.then again, actually all of the artworks seen in bastard theory are for sale.hakz~!njoy!

I've been what I am

They came from above

Only for awhile

Prelude to sleep

The next one is a collaboration project with herfiz wen yong, a conceptualiser.

I own this space

oh yeah do checkout this short film too.The porcelain.its about a gerl who well makes pots and she finds out dat its quite a boring job actually.so join her in her adventure.bastard theory is onli responsible for d movie poster dat we did.we didnt assist or inspire any producers for d writing and plot of diz film.juz so let u noe.

Hey guys, u hav to checkout diz new book by Roald Dull."This is not a safety barrier" has won lots of attention due to its intense credibility of fiction and intrigue.So if ure an author and u wanna publish ur book, do hav d cover of ur book almost as similar as d award winning book wher thers d photoshop filter diffuse glow is used calculatively.Then only will readers b attracted to ur book and read dem as if uve won some awards.kapish.

We've found two people on d streets pulled dem to a nearby alley, gave them an eyebrow pluckin service, talkd trash bout self esteem, look down on their cleavage, smelt their perfume, shot a few quick snappies, n left dem alone.why?!coz they look something like this!IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF "SOMETIMES I LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS SECTION"!!!

Pak mat, 33, coin changer,

Babe, age not given, flower plucker.

hey guys.its been so long since i last added in the extreme world of body art.here are a few frens of mine i'd like u to meet.
induce!

introducin:

Psyborg

Chris Haryuki d Anti nipple man

Jean black d Telekenisis gerl

The Stunt Double for The Hand from addam's family.

Anna The I dont know wher i last placed my corsette gerl.

Taufeek d Drnkfck
Extreme body modification.wen we interviewed him, he claimed dat he stitched his best frens dead hand on his thigh.it seems dat dey were realli close to each other.This is to show dat friendship has no boundaries.

and.......................

TA DA!@!!!

sorri it realli itches me to put this.

realli hav to show u guys this.ok its not compulsory but den again, its kinda like a bastard theory rule/ritual thingy.
weeeeeeeeeee!

two for d boys.

scissor sisters!

wax on wax off

two for d gals.

how to b a virgin

how to make an orgasm an explosive one.yes babes.dats a friggin clit enlargement.its either by force pumping air or immunising a gush of saline to blow it up n stretch d skin n flesh of yer clit.ooooh.cant wait till it blows.gonna b a pain dats beautiful.

yes we still hav much to update..so stay tuned.

for those who wanna see d tshirts do link urself to the catalogue by clicking the previous entries below.

TA!