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my ear lobes has 10mm holes in dem.maybe gonna stop ther...or maybe go till i can stub my thumb in it.hmmm...
made four major decisions.all linking to feelings and games of the heart.i followed my intentions.i went d way i planned.i disciplined myself not to be involved in anything rite now.i succeeded.twas difficult.coz it may break bonds or maybe fray ties.hopefully d other party isn't scarred dat bad.i'd prefer friends.even they backstab, or keep u company, theres always an advantage n disadvantage in everything.nothings perfect.so i'd appreciate all my frenz, how close dey are to me, how often we mit up, how far dey live, how many times dey sms or kol me, it dusnt matter.wat matters is, they make u feel dat u belong sumwhere.dey make u feel dat ure not alone in diz world.dey make u smile even if u dunt hav d mood to..sum makes u feel good.sum juz makes u down.but den again...nothing n nobody's perfect.
heh...sounds like a forwarded email or sms...annoying.
watched bourne supremacy.twas gooood.intense.dats all.normal car pursuits n police chases.u get to hear different languages from amsterdam, naples n berlin.funny police cars from different countries n shit.dat kind of movie where d guy goes runnin from city to city, not knowing where he gets his money from.n wherever he runs, he is sure to escape n dat kinda shit.nothing special actualli.i'd b waitin for matt damons next blockbuster oceans twelve.
hmmm..ben stiller gonna kick sum lungs out of ur belly wit his latest, dodgeball.n half of d wayan brothers wit white chicks.13 goin on 30 has d everso cute jennifer garner.dat movie juz proves dat she hates bras....coz she never wore any in dat movie.bourne identity, oceans eleven, oceans twelve, catch me if u can...guess wat...i went to all 3nites of womad for free!!!!n gave free entry to 27 of my frenz tooo.how?well by doin wat matt damon and his character did in d movie:catch me if u can......go figure.it was a success...even wit sweaty palms n tremblin fears of inconfidence....all 27lucky contestants got thru dat nite dey went to womad...thanks for being models for my artwork.or shud i say specimen for my experiment...
kewl things to do while ure in a cinema:
-rush past thru d ticket checkin gate n hide in one of d theaters.
-scream wen d light goes dark.
-come early n pour nacho cheese on d seats.
-come in a gang of five or more n call each other inside d cinema with the ringtones in maximum volume.
-watch a movie dat u have already seen n tell whats gonna happen next aloud to ur fren.
-buy tickets from cathay n attend a movie at golden village.
-ask for popcorn at the ticket counter and ask for tickets at the popcorn counter.
-if u c any ushers walkin around d theatre, say out loud, "Hey!Isn't dat USHER?!"
-laugh at a sad scene.(i did dat for passion of the christ.teehee.)
-scream d name of d celebrity whenever he/she appears on screen for d first time in dat current movie.
-moan and groan horribly loud while making out.
-cut a hole under d popcorn bucket n stick ur dick inside thru d hole.(inspired frm chapelle)
-if u see a whole row of seated customers, cross thru them.
-read the subtitles aloud.
-bring a torchlite, shine at seated customers, ask for their tickets...n wen u hav their tickets, shout "YOU'RE IN MY SEAT!"
-point laser pointers at screen.
-cross everyones' rows in the middle of d movie.
-light a cigarette n throw at d front rows.
-offer any elderlies or pregnant women ur seat.
-wear a huge hat.
-sit on a seated patron n wen jolted, say "oops sorri didnt c u."
list goes on...
term breaks over....go to skool.
chowchows!
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06