Freelance Graphic Designer Photographer Digital Imaging Artist Mural Artist Model Video Director
watch i,robot
watch big fish
watch the village
watch collateral
watch aliens vs predators
watch ju-on the grudge(american version)
watch the sisters.
happy bday lil bro.
happy bday ain.
happy bday desiree.
happy bday singapore.
listen to mandalay-beautiful, believe, deep love.
listen to tokyo rose.
listen to armor for sleep - kind of perfect.
listen to maroon5 - she will b loved.
listen to explosions in the sky - first breath after coma, greet death, the only moment we were alone.
i hate sumone n hav been hating him since a long time ago.
i hate my hair.
i love alot of sumones.
i hav a crush on alot of sumones.
i love k's 4storey studio/house wit spiral staircase n a hall 4storeys high n as big as a 3room flat.ive yet to explore d second third and fourth level.a pure designers house.space n tranquility.his d owner...n d onli one livin ther.
i hate an sbs bus driver whose face is like homer simpsons, onli oilier.whom wen i askd politely at an acceptable hearable voice whether d buz stops at a specific place, he rolled his eyes away from me n ignored me.n wen i askd him d question again, he did d same.i pray to d lord to squeeze hi balls so tight dey implode rather den explode.i hope his wife's vagina gets so smelly, wen he fucks her at nite, ants will crawl out of her vagina n freakin bite n tear of his penis tip sore.i hope to make a voodoo doll of his penis n poke a sooper fine pin rite into d hole/tip of his penis...simultaneously.diz kind of creatures are the reasons y ppl commit suicide.
i larfed at a waiter at far east 5th floor food court for half an hour before finally finishin my food.his face was juz too adorable...i wonder how he made his cheeks hang so low n yet flair it nicely.reminds me of droopy d dog.
i had shitake mushrooms n imagined dem as black sluggish rotten vaginas n never got to finish dem all.saw a guy sittin a few tables from me...he looked mixed.he lookd as though his mum is malay n his dad is a dog.we called him doofus.
i still cant forget bout d person i hate n d farkin bus driver dat almost pissed me off juz now.i hate u both n i hope both of u grow dicks under ur armpits n develop ulcers in on the walls of ur peehole will it blocks d urinal passage flow.
talkin bout ulcers...i nid ur help guys.im doin a campaign called save the ulcers.it is to make people realise how important ulcers are to human beings.especially those which are alive n feedin on ur flesh n blood.ulcers have lives juz like u an me...n it wud b a great thing to do if u cud preserve them n rare them in ur body.without ulcers, ur life wudd b completely different.please stop killing ulcers by medicatin dem(antibiotics/germicides)please they are lives too ait.juz like our brothers sisters n frenz!let dem live n feed on us n maybe infect us with the wildest infections n discharges of different unique colors from pale white, sugarry yellow to pandemonium pink.pokin ulcers wit a sharp pin/needle will actualli help u socialise wit ur ulcer.but pls dunt poke til it bleeds.it will make dem depressed n change their location of settlement.n maybe move from ur gums to the underside of ur eyelids.the eyelid ulcers are one of d most prestigous ones...quite rare n an awesome sight it is.if u hav no where else to pierce, pierce ur eyelid ulcer.
(piercing is another form of social enhancement wit d ulcer).the rare-est location of feed for an ulcer is ur anus a.k.a. asshole.right at d suction pattern where the brown blends into a pink.right there..yes.,...d spot where once u get lickd, u'l smile while d licker frowns.once u get an ulcer ther, go show it to ministry of health n they'll give u a certificate of great parenthood for havin excellent commitment with ur fellow ulcer.another rare find is ulcers on d vagina n dick...especially at d peehole...if u guys love to hav it ther...after every blowjob or lick, dunt wash, juz blowdry n add saliva.dat will enhance d growth of a healthy ulcer.so make sure u hav an ulcer growin on u, for dats d onli way u can show a little kindness to every living ulcer in d world.ur kindness is well appreciated.
nex tym wen u see sumone askin for donations....pleez do shout "FREELOADER!"
especially d guy in d wheelchair, who frequents wheelock/lido traffic junction.greet him wit a warm "hardy har har" in ur moz gypsy or pirate-ish way...for his lost leg has gone thru so many carribean adventures.be sure to hav coffee wit him n let him enlighten u wit his stories.
if u see buskers or homeless people, dunt b shy to larf n point fingers at dem.everyone has a purpose n reason to live.this is theirs....so let dem achieve their dreams.help those in need.dunt b selfish n juz walk pass dem n show ur most arrogant ignorance.show dem ur respect like anyone else deserves.larfter, is not onli d best medicine, but d best respect.also try larfing in a court.larfing aloud n pointin to urself in an elevator wit onli u n another passenger in it.larfin aloud in d streets n pointin to urself.suddenly start larfin while orderin ur food.larfing at funerals.larfing at ppl who slips n falls.if dey almost fell, larf louder n make sure u point at dem.make short annoyin larfs at d person tryin to make jokes which r not farni who is sittin at d table behind u.larf at d ugliest most disfigured face a person possesses.n if he asks y r u larfin at him/her....larf louder until he/she smiles n starts to larf a bit, den onli u stop abruptly n walk away.
larf at banglas carrying huge heavy tubes n block their way...larf at ppl gettin stuck btwn d train doors.larf till their face turn red.u'll b amazed how fast their face can go red.larf at ppl puking from drinkin too much.keep a distance while ure at it.larf n point at upskirts especially if its a senior citizen...senior citizens...those muffuckrs!i hate dem.if i hav one wish, i'd wishd dat i am wealthy.but if i had 2 wishes, i'd wish to b wealthy n to burn all senior citizens slowly wit a lighter.growin too old dusnt mean u muz b grumpy.dusnt mean u muz rush to ur seats.dusnt mean u muz talk aloud in public.dusnt mean i muz giv u a seat.duznt mean watever u say is right n true.senior citizens must die.lets start on the massacre.whooz wit me?no fees required.bilingual in english and mandarin onli.no experience needed.pleasant looking.lanchiao cheebye icecream mocktail!
anyways d gal in my class...her names kim.n d gal in foundation her names hayes.oooh how names turn me on!
n to indian parents who loves to draw huge moles on their indian babies...fark u la...poor creature juz born u wanna disturb.dat thing dark already u wana make darker...how wud u feel if i draw a huge black circle on ur face wit permanent marker...u wan or not!?if its a ritual n dusnt do any good pls stop ok?nandri!stop animal abuse la pleeeez.
god if u exist.....guide me through this life, coz i noe u dunt deserve me.
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06