Freelance Graphic Designer Photographer Digital Imaging Artist Mural Artist Model Video Director
If god existed and adam and eve was true.
What will happen if adam and eve didn't eat that
fruit? Evryone would still be naked now. And
becoz we're so Ok with the idea of nudity, there
might be a chance that social life would be diff.
Like for example, shaking hands. Instead of that
maybe we would grab each others genitals as a
form of greeting. Porn would have ppl dressed up
and all of us going " wow check out those pants! "
and just where in the world are we gonna keep our
cell phones without pockets?! tt I leave it up to
your imagination. heh .... the 2nd 1 was...what
if our genitals were on our hands? instead of the
crotch.... we'd have to wear gloves. the min u
shake hands with the opp sex and u get pregnant.
Protection would mean wearing rubber gloves. Mom
would be shouting "why the hell are u shaking his
hands?! " ... waving would be a big nono. to add
on, what if guys had their rectums on their left
hand and their penises on their right? u tell
them to go screw themselves and all they have to
do is clap.
Anyone out there care to go out wit sumone broke?
This season holds the awaited episode of the all
time favourite, reality tv series of "DANIAL MILLIONAIRE" being the previous one called "JOE MILLIONAIRE"
The only differance is that I'm not gonna lie
about having 50 million bucks. I'll just say that
I'm dead broke. I'm not drop dead gorgeous or
anything. I've got a mono-ab, no car and a tiny
lil house. What I do have to offer is a cuppa
milo and various meals ( of course ingredients
are paid by the contestants). I've got a
luxurious bathroom where we can spend endless
nites soaking our feet in the shower tray until 1
of us gets cramps from standing. If theres
nothing else, theres always cable. We'll have
dates going to chateau le shopnsave and dine in
the fine ambience of Restraunte ala kopitiam.
Instead of shuvling horse crap in the stables,
we'll just do my laundry and dishes.
So what r u gurls waiting for?! hurry sign up for the
greatest experience of the century. Put the hand
up, flag that cab and fly on down to Danial's so
called mansion where he awaits u in a tuxedo and
flip flops.
Past Fairytales
enemiko's manifesto - 2007-05-20
pumpkins are related to watermelons - 2006-10-28
four way color coded apparatus - 2006-08-09
Bike skid terror - 2006-07-12
sixsixsix - 2006-06-06