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en route to two thousand five 

two thousand four
a year of great events and realizations.
a year of colliding wit great n wonderful frenz especially(in no hiearchic order or watsoever):-

-effen:the best local dj yet to b known worldwide.he also rules d dancefloor both as dj n audience.btw, ur bday card is ready.

-slinky:d pretty chick wit d best personality.an upcomin potential designer.given effens love n vice versa, dey both make an adorable couple.tell ur sis(hani) sheez d cutest thing in 2004.n can i trouble u to scratch ur cat's back n cut its neck at d same time?its very temptin.

hani.slinky's sis.

-neqronomikon:d potential dj wit lotsa comical silliness up his sleeves..exaggerated material dat ascends laughter to cries...maybe dats d cause of ur late nite migranes.tell sabrina il b waitin...btw, her card is ready.

-fifie:d cute chick who looks like a dude.heh.generous but stylish.d burberrys gal.d karaoke gal.a fabulous fren to hang out n converse silly anythings wit.

-shatoosh:sweetness...from looks to soul top heart to voice....ure juz dat..pure sweetness i tell u.btw, ur bday card is ready.lotsa lotsa love..

-ryana:armed wit cheeks dat vibrates like boobs in a slo mo baywatch rescue scene, spectacles dat always reflects to light and chuckles dat echoes in ur ears even without ethylchloride, she makes it seem so wonderful to tell her mindless jokes.thanks for d bag!!

-lilin:d gal who makes life look ever so easy.d one who makes me realise alot of things.life is gonna b an easy journey for her.her warmth i will always treasure.thank you for d xlarge cap dear.

-sprite boy:a brother in bond, a fren in blood.diz dude has fashion in every strand of hair he roots.n dats alot i tell ya.wit a high metabolism rate for gals, he turns into a ferocious were-hyena.thanks for d drybox dude.

-lazyeyes:d dude wit d best sentimental vocals dat has ever frequencied upon my eardrums.wit patience dats so hardcore, i'd say his buddha part two in d makin.

-fenrir--war,shai,ryan n james:i'd say ure one of d best musicians to still exist in singapore.im not sayin diz coz im part of d band...haha.im sayin diz coz i noe im right n it seems dat without u guys, i cant get orgasmic spasms on stage.diz also goes to death metal...!!!

-iizel:ure juz gorgeous.everytime i see u i juz cant help it but to smile.theres something bout lil iizel, unreal, the thrills, they yield, until, they kill, a million brain cells.

-cheena n dizzy:d coolest twins ive ever met.but i regret to say dat dey hav one of d ugliest tattoo ever.haha.u cant imagine how alot of gals been describin to me how hot both of u are...but...i wunt go ther.

-maf:a close fren since high skool days...a goodlookin dude wit a hairdo everyone envies.wit gals of all walks of life into him, he plays an important role in almost every gals life to make dem feel good.literally.heh.n ur sister is gettin more adorable everyday.

-fareezdinky:a punk rawker.an emo catastrophe.cuzzin to maximus maf.a lovin partner to a cute gal who calls me d devil, and a great audience to the bastard theory.

-herfiz:ought to b placed in an asylum.wit lotsa chicks for him to hav lotsa sex wit.d courage to wear d pair of jeans wit d most acrylic colorful dabs on it, almost everyday.wit great music tastes of suicidal n "i love life" kinda songs.

-shook d turtle:astoundin fashion taste for a youth like him.i respect him wholesomely for not being afraid to b teased n being proud of himself.a guy of amazin character n energy.

-azny:matured, intellectual n descent it may seem, its both pure n disguised.music sways her wild.both loud in fashion n verbs...she creates smiles in her long winded jokes to anti climaxity.

-anna:anna oh anna.one of d best multimedia web designer ive ever met.i see u as a very sweet n independent lady who wud accomplish ur life d way u wanted it to be.ure uber lovely.dunt lose dat element in ya ait.

-shasha puinkit:from a woodlander to a new zealnder.was shockd to hear ure all d way ther n extremely ecstatic to hav u found me thru d net...n eventualli chattin wit me..alas...haha.i'd love to meet up wit u sumtime yah.u emo punk fashionista u!

-shima:a chick gifted wit big adorable watery eyes, smooth fair skin to die for, one of d best hairdo ive seen, n an incorrigible yet cute voice dat at 69.7 decibals will cheer every alma matter.a fren to solve matters n hav a drum n bass affair wit.

-anne:rosy cheeks, big eyed wanderer, sweet annoyin smile she masks wen she asks for cigarettes almost simultaneously, a silent backpacker and independent at heart.shee n d other two are responsible for stock counts in department stores dat do not telly.

-ping:wen all on yer msn list are offline, she will b ther almost coincidentally.wit angelic looks dat scrapes ur heart, n a visible heavenly aura dat glows around her, n not forgettin her intelligence n use of exclusive english dat breaks barriers, she makes herself a sweetheart to everyone.but apologeez, sheez in possession of a goodlookin dude wit great taste for dance music.

-sean:a menace from baybeats to penang.from explosions in the sky to ian van dahl.kewl maldonaldo hairdo as natural always.journalist for malaysia club scene.an experimental horde for new stuffs.n an updated virtual visual coordinator.thanks n keep ravin dude!

-sasha:d chick dat rawks.wit an acquired taste for music, wit cute features n a smile dat juz stabs u in d right places.sheez d doll im livin wit in my imaginary dollhouse courtyard.hugz!!!!!sigh.....

-furyna:she makes me feel like goin all d way to her hometown(kl), kidnap her back to my place(coz me n malaysia hav grudges) and make her a lovin element in my life.

-gee:a fine example of a well bloomed morning glory, scent, grace n beauty.a celebrity on d streets.a familiar face in town...n also frenster n myspace.heh.may b d sex goddess of singapore.

-my roomate:its been fantastic livin wit u.u've helped me alot n i give u my deepest appreciation...dat'l b a hummer or maybe a land rover...but now i can onli afford a huge THANK YOU!

-claire forlani:a fantasy.i dunt noe bout her personality...but her beauty made cheesecake out of my heart.

-nikon d70:once a fantasy, now a loved one.thanks to my mum for payin for it firstn letting me hav sex wit it anywher i go.n thus makin d aperture loose.diz is a top view of her...look at dat cleavage..isnt she juz beautiful?

n many other frens...both ol n new ones dat also mean alot to me.u guys brought me smiles n hope i did likewise to u too.

two thousand four.
a year of heavy down pour of happiness dat reigned most of me.
i love two thousand four and wud gather most of it as stories for my children, grandchildren n great so ons.

-zouk's first "very daring" champion

-got banned from zouk on d same day i was titled "very daring" champion.

-disgustingly, juice's dude of the month

-proudly, juice's hairstyle of d month

-2 fenrir's major band performances dat made crowds into fans.

-creation of evar legna/the subs.

-got to be featured in fhm singapore n lime magazine.

-1 year of non ejaculation n still goin strong...

-watched over 300 movies.both theatre n downloaded ones in one year.y call it piracy wen it is actualli doin a deed like wat robin hood did?if it is realli a crime, i'd say its a white crime.

-enlarged my ear lobes to 00 gauge.12mm.

-knowledge to work on d turntables fundamentally.

-composed simple electronic n trance tracks like abyss, subtopia, requiem for a dream(cover), morning air, halloween(classic remix).

-bought d most expensive thing ive ever bought, a nikon d70 camera.oooh mai--ai--ay love...my darling....ive hunger...for ur touch...aa--aaah..

-did over 30 dreadlocks for d locals.

-managed to survive being single d whole freakin year.

-fenrir's first music video (gleipnir unbinds)

-grew longest pinky nail ever to be stuck on my finger...3.1cm

-grew longest hair ever to be grown on my scalp...45.3cm

-nipples protrude to longest length possible on my body...0.4cm...n its as hard as an iron rod.

-eyesight power changed from 400 to 500degrees.

-whole body weight from 55kg to 60kg.but body mass went from average to human size matchstick.egh!

a year of many hairstyle changes...both kewl n disgustin ones:-

-tequila sunrise neat.

-elvish half tie dreads.

-strait cornbraids to dreads.

-d big black pubes / black mumba

-modern feathercut

-strait n hazel

-perfect cornrows

-out of bed

-pretty poodle

-slick the fuckface

-balinese waves

-the regret

-the angry wolverine

-cornrows to mohawk

-emotional brit

-lukewarm

-d garcia backcomb

-the intellectual

-cornrows to haystack

-side corns to heavy mohawk

-jap mondo marlett

-dark sins

-the glory

-the regret(sequel)


weeeee!two thousand five is here!!!
as its my last semester before gettin dat freakin diploma, im expectin wholesome frowns, stressful dilemmas, apocalyptic problems, and lotsa cigarette smokin.
hope i make it.n hope to c ya guys at d end of two thousand five yah...
i wish u guys a smooth path all d way to two thousand six...all d best.
en route..............


2005-01-02
7:47 p.m.
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